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  1. Kids are sleeping. House is clean. Watching SNL, drinking Dos Equis, and reading American Baby.
  2. InStyle, Project Runway online episode, and Chardonnay...now that boys are down, I can have a little me time.
  3. Prospects of hanging at a pool around the corner today with the boys. I need sun. And a vacation. I'll take what I can get.
  4. Exhausted. It's only the beginning.
  5. Coffee, MTP, diapers, nail clipping for babies and dog, dishes, laundry, groceries...all before work today
  6. Needed breastfeeding support, and just saw my first breastfeeding commercial. It said "breastmilk: every ounce counts." I got the message.
  7. Totally excited there's an encore presentation of Project Runway tonight!!!
  8. Going on date night. Still hoping to catch Project Runway.
  9. Trying to get rid of this headache after stupidity I'm dealing with. Need to visit square.
  10. Having popscicle with my boys. Just one flavor ice cut very unevenly between the 3 of us. Just imagine the symphony of slurps I hear.
  11. Trying to convince H that Twitter is a good tool to follow the news. Also regretting selling TV since Tracy Morgan is hosting SNL tonight.
  12. @SVCBobcats can't wait!
  13. Trying desperately to get the boys to go to sleep. Mayne is crying like his arm ripped off. Denly wants to party. I have a headache.
  14. @PeteIsaac Hayden started it, but he was telling me about a similar bar up north that gives you a leather bomber jacket with bar logo
  15. @PeteIsaac what do they give you when you complete the world tour at tap room?
  16. Washing my swimsuit for tomorrow.
  17. Spending too much time being a voyeur.
  18. @PeteIsaac they're amazing! You just don't know what good is.
  19. Goodbye TV.
  20. @chellelopez I'm so behind on your offer!