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funnykeithlyle

  1. Mail order chicks r bad “@AP: Hundreds of US salmonella cases tied to live, mail-order chicks; backyard farming blamed apne.ws/ManLRG
  2. thanks so much “@iamcomicmovie: @funnykeithlyle is perhaps the most astute funny man alive today. Follow him. Love him. Learn from him.”
  3. @iamcomicmovie Your film set the standard by which all documentaries on stand up comedy are measured. Plus, toured stand up is funny
  4. @iamcomicmovie You're getting lots of publicity lately. Nice
  5. @LNSmithee Close enough
  6. Of course the face eating guy in #Miami is white. Black guys won't lick a p*ssy, they sure ain't gonna eat a face
  7. @KevinKassidy working at #WalMart isn't all it's cracked up to 2.bp.blogspot.com/-v5MCwpmyo3U/T…
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  9. @ngaio420 Thanks for the RT. My pleasure
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  11. @liss627 Thanks Melissa. Steve is great. we'll teach him about twitter. He's a little late to the game
  12. Let's get my man @steveaintwhite to 700 followers. This man has been on Oprah!
  13. Don't forget to say "HI" to the brilliant comedian @steveaintwhite
  14. @bustyrockets Haven't had a chance yet.
  15. @hipeegrl I saw an article on Yahoo. He gave an award to a Polish WWII freedom fighter. Should've said "Nazi". Polish prez is upset
  16. Are you serious? You are pissed because #Obama said #POLISH death camp? Where was it? Poland. Get over it
  17. Every #Graduation speech this year. At least what it should be... twitter.com/funnykeithlyle…
  18. With a lot of crazy in the world have you ever wondered where its heading? Just follow the tale of Loss De Plott @StephanJMyers to find out
  19. How a man pees sitting down twitter.com/funnykeithlyle…
  20. I'm not saying she's a gold digger... Wait- yes I am twitter.com/funnykeithlyle…