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funnykeithlyle

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thanks so much “@iamcomicmovie: @funnykeithlyle is perhaps the most astute funny man alive today. Follow him. Love him. Learn from him.” about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Of course the face eating guy in #Miami is white. Black guys won't lick a p*ssy, they sure ain't gonna eat a face about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
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Let's get my man @steveaintwhite to 700 followers. This man has been on Oprah! about 5 hours ago via web in reply to steveaintwhite
Don't forget to say "HI" to the brilliant comedian @steveaintwhite about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@bustyrockets Haven't had a chance yet. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bustyrockets
@hipeegrl I saw an article on Yahoo. He gave an award to a Polish WWII freedom fighter. Should've said "Nazi". Polish prez is upset about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to hipeegrl
Are you serious? You are pissed because #Obama said #POLISH death camp? Where was it? Poland. Get over it about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Every #Graduation speech this year. At least what it should be... twitter.com/funnykeithlyle… about 15 hours ago via web
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How a man pees sitting down twitter.com/funnykeithlyle… about 17 hours ago via web
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Name keith lyle
Location Las Vegas
Web http://www.funnyk...
Bio Stand up comic & Actor. I had 4 lines in 'The Hangover. Patiently waiting for @JuddApatow to cast me in his next film. Please tell him for me