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funnyjustin

  1. How's that Russell Brand thing working out for you Hollywood? Going as planned? Keep it up. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  2. @Brazz_El all I ask is that you try. Its on their shoulders whether or not they wanna live on "Cool Island" with you and I. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to Brazz_El
  3. Your baby is hideous. Specifically yours. If you think Im referring to another baby, you're mistaken. It's YOUR hideous baby Im referring to about 13 hours ago via web
  4. Reports are coming in that the Red, White, and Blue "Patriot Armor" will be in Iron Man 3. Reports are also coming in that I'm FULLY erect. about 16 hours ago via web
  5. Go to this show. Go to this show HARD...and leave HARDER RT @GrawlixComedy FREE SHOW L.A. 6/4! Want proof? losangeles.backpage.com/Events/the-gra… bam! about 17 hours ago via web in reply to GrawlixComedy
  6. Michael Fassbender's penis everyone. about 19 hours ago via web
  7. Thank you @gurushabd! I was throwing out a bunch of new shit, seeing what stuck. Now I'm off to shove my tender bits in a mystery hole. 11:00 PM May 29th via web in reply to gurushabd
  8. I writing a book of erotica centered around my boxer-briefs and post-11pm Taco Bell visits entitled "50 Shades of Brown" 10:55 PM May 29th via web
  9. @funnydanny lip service. It's COMPLETELY a prequel based on initial reviews. All of which are pretty solid. 8:54 PM May 29th via Twitter for Android in reply to funnydanny
  10. @funnydanny 100%. Don't let the interviews fool you. It IS an Alien prequel. 8:36 PM May 29th via Twitter for Android in reply to funnydanny
  11. Doritos bullets. Just because I want to die doesn't mean I can't enjoy the tangy Tex-Mex flavor of Cool Ranch in my final moments. 7:44 PM May 29th via Twitter for Android
  12. In your darkest moments, never forget...Nick Cannon is successful. 7:28 PM May 29th via Twitter for Android
  13. That story you just told me was incredible. I was very eager to hear it. Thank you for sharing it with me. I'm off to tell others now. 6:36 PM May 29th via web
  14. Waiting for someone in Hollywood to reveal they're straight. 5:12 PM May 29th via web
  15. I'd LOVE to see @danawhite do another "Comeback" season of The Ultimate Fighter. The Serra win and Lutter controversy were incredible. 2:28 PM May 29th via web
  16. 2 highway camera speeding tickets tickets, a pilfered iPod, and my credit card info stolen. I missed you Maryland. See you again in 2057. 7:31 PM May 28th via web
  17. Gonna film myself smelling a wall for 30 minutes, hopefully sell it to Adult Swim. 5:25 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android
  • Name Justin Ian Daniels
  • Location Los Angeles, CA
  • Web http://www.funnyj...
  • Bio Comedian, Actor, Voice-over talent. I collect Transformers, own 2 cats, and cry in the bathtub nightly.
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