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  1. Has anyone else noticed that mirrors look really sexy?
  2. My girlfriend thinks I'm too nosey; At least, that's what she wrote in her diary
  3. When I'm hungry I have the attention span of a
  4. My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses...She drinks straight from the bottle
  5. Coke dealers. Always sticking their business in other people's noses
  6. Whats brown and found in babies nappies? R Kelly's hand!
  7. How to spot a rich guy(Pic)->http://bit.ly/xCeRc
  8. I like my tea the way I like my women. Shipped in from Asia
  9. Only an emo girl would cry before having sex.
  10. I keep a lighter in my pocket at all times. I don't smoke, I just really love certain songs...
  11. My wife says that the more beer I drink, the fatter I will get. Funny really, because the more I drink, the thinner she gets.
  12. Support your local rescue squad. Get lost
  13. I just learned an interesting fact. If you mix a fruit pastille into a bottle of coke, you are a retard.
  14. 'Do not consume if seal has been broken.' How the fuck am I supposed to open it then?!
  15. BBC NEWS: "Man dies in suicide attack". That's generally how those things work...
  16. My girlfriend left me last week, she said I was too passive and I didn't stick up for myself enough.I can't argue with that.
  17. You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
  18. TOP BUNK: A place you should never put a child wearing superman pyjamas
  19. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
  20. Hitting myself rhythmically with a stick. Here, you have a go.