funnyindian
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Hey, People Eating Dinner at a Lounge - Stop looking down your noses at the people dancing. DON'T EAT DINNER HERE. Billie Jean is on.
about 6 hours ago
from Echofon
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Maybe I should just start tossin' game. Thinking of some good pickup lines. We all do the best when we don't care, right?
about 6 hours ago
from Echofon
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@ Well, you know I'm about it. But we've demonstrated we can't date. Therefore, let's just tie the knot. Arranged marriage style.
about 6 hours ago
from Echofon
in reply to rmitty
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@ nextel | done.
about 6 hours ago
from Echofon
in reply to LindsayDianne
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They have a band blaring our minds out. Great atmosphere for networking. "WHAT? WHAT DO YOU DO?"
about 7 hours ago
from Echofon
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@ indeed. moron.
about 7 hours ago
from Echofon
in reply to LindsayDianne
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@ thanks for the rt!
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to LindsayDianne
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@ we're connected... like the stereo MCs.
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to Prity_Chaudhary
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They're passing out free food at this event - I'm not hungry but I'm eating it anyway b/c I don't want any of the douchebags to have it.
about 8 hours ago
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@ want me to kick his ass?
about 8 hours ago
from Echofon
in reply to rmitty
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... I asked a guy what his company does. He starts with, "Well, I don't really know how to explain it, but..." Yeah? Can I invest? WTF?
about 8 hours ago
from Echofon
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I'm at an LA networking (read: douchebag central) party. Here's a tip. Don't do this:...
about 8 hours ago
from Echofon
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On the hbo promos for the rock 'n roll hall of fame, why the f is Tom Hanks narrating? Yeah, no one rocks like... Tom Hanks?
11:44 PM Nov 24th
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3,000 facebook friends - thanks, guys! :)
11:32 PM Nov 24th
from Echofon
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Getting the best seat in the house at your fav coffee shop is so key.
1:01 PM Nov 24th
from Twitterrific
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Yes... There's now a car pool lane all the way down the 405 to lax, baby!!!
1:01 PM Nov 24th
from Twitterrific
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@ I'll check these songs out... Thanks!
9:50 AM Nov 24th
from Echofon
in reply to donttreeriddle
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@ gotta be 1 of the worst songs ever... "the more you eat, the more you toot."
9:50 AM Nov 24th
from Echofon
in reply to Michael_Rudolph
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@ it's def funny business.
9:49 AM Nov 24th
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in reply to ShilpaDilpa
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@ thanks, sweet dream are made of this.
9:49 AM Nov 24th
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in reply to SweetGreens
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- Name Rajiv Satyal
- Location Los Angeles, CA
- Web http://www.funnyi...
- Bio The small, bespectacled Indian comedian from Ohio whose witty, universal, and TV-clean act covers a lot of things, including his favorite topic - himself.
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