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  1. Hey, People Eating Dinner at a Lounge - Stop looking down your noses at the people dancing. DON'T EAT DINNER HERE. Billie Jean is on.
  2. Maybe I should just start tossin' game. Thinking of some good pickup lines. We all do the best when we don't care, right?
  3. @rmitty Well, you know I'm about it. But we've demonstrated we can't date. Therefore, let's just tie the knot. Arranged marriage style.
  4. @LindsayDianne nextel | done.
  5. They have a band blaring our minds out. Great atmosphere for networking. "WHAT? WHAT DO YOU DO?"
  6. @LindsayDianne indeed. moron.
  7. @LindsayDianne thanks for the rt!
  8. @Prity_Chaudhary we're connected... like the stereo MCs.
  9. They're passing out free food at this event - I'm not hungry but I'm eating it anyway b/c I don't want any of the douchebags to have it.
  10. @rmitty want me to kick his ass?
  11. ... I asked a guy what his company does. He starts with, "Well, I don't really know how to explain it, but..." Yeah? Can I invest? WTF?
  12. I'm at an LA networking (read: douchebag central) party. Here's a tip. Don't do this:...
  13. On the hbo promos for the rock 'n roll hall of fame, why the f is Tom Hanks narrating? Yeah, no one rocks like... Tom Hanks?
  14. 3,000 facebook friends - thanks, guys! :)
  15. Getting the best seat in the house at your fav coffee shop is so key.
  16. Yes... There's now a car pool lane all the way down the 405 to lax, baby!!!
  17. @donttreeriddle I'll check these songs out... Thanks!
  18. @Michael_Rudolph gotta be 1 of the worst songs ever... "the more you eat, the more you toot."
  19. @ShilpaDilpa it's def funny business.
  20. @SweetGreens thanks, sweet dream are made of this.