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FunnyEvil

  1. To do list: go to a bank wearing a ski mask. Complete a normal transaction. Leave as if nothing happened. 24 minutes ago via Tricklr
  2. “I need to talk to you” is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you’ve ever done in your life. about 1 hour ago via Tricklr
  3. Millionaires; If you don't have trampoline floors, and a giant slide from your bed to a pool, give me your money, you're wasting it. about 1 hour ago via Tricklr
  4. Why do People think you'll remember a person if they say a name Twice? "You remember Steve?" "Steve who?" "Steve Steve" about 2 hours ago via Tricklr
  5. Yo Mama is so fat, when she looks at the McDonald's menu, she gets horny. about 2 hours ago via Tricklr
  6. You're not a slut? So... are you like... a volunteer prostitute? about 3 hours ago via Tricklr
  7. Wish you can stay in bed and work? Do what I do... Become a prostitute. about 3 hours ago via Tricklr
  8. Stop calling yourself sexy. The only thing you turn on is a microwave. about 4 hours ago via Tricklr
  9. Chinese Eye Emotions: sad (- -) happy (- -) angry (- -) about 4 hours ago via web
  10. Go give a blowjob to a cactus. about 4 hours ago via web
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  13. It would suck if the 1st piece of bread was the cure for cancer. about 5 hours ago via web
  14. It is scientific fact that the human body craves Chik-Fil-A even more on a Sunday. about 5 hours ago via web from Mölndal, Västra Götaland
  15. Atleast the joke I just told you is longer then your dick. ... "What joke?" ... "Exactly". about 6 hours ago via web
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