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  1. On Bob and Tom in mere hours at 8:25 ET. Don't miss: New Year Traditions! Time for a short nap...
  2. In China 2010 is the Year of the Tiger. Yeah- he hopes so. 2009 was so NOT his year...
  3. Fav 2009 joke: The White House says Fox News is not really news. To which Fox News responded: the White House isn't really that white.
  4. And if it's GREG Almond, REALLY bad luck...
  5. Scandinavia- whoever gets the single almond in the rice puddine has good luck all year. Unless he has a nut allergy. Then very bad luck.
  6. Koreans make rice cake soup to ring in the New Year. Finally an answer to the question: "What's worse than a rice cake?"
  7. Filippino kids jump up and down on New Years to make sure they grow tall. I know a couple of folks from there, and I don't think it works.
  8. In South Africa they ring in the New Year with church bells and gunshots. Then they bow their heads and give thanks for Charlize Theron.
  9. An old tradition says that a woman shouldn’t speak until a man says "Happy New Year." Really? I might just save that for Halloween.
  10. Almost time to drop the ball in Time Square. Nice that we kick off the year with a phrase that means "we screw up."
  11. New Years show tomorrow- Galesburg, IL. Scott Dunn, and ME!
  12. The Dutch are going to use full body scans for US bound flights. Hope they don't nickname the machine "The Dutch Oven."
  13. The Germans put gifts in kids' shoes. You've got to be Shaq to get Nintendo Wii. BTW, Shaq loves Wii, because there's no "team" in "Wii."
  14. Chinese Christians decorate with paper lanterns. Paper sounds like a poor LANTERN material. Might explain those fire drills.
  15. Christmas Eve dessert in Denmark: rice pudding with 1 almond. If you get it, you'll have good luck. Unless you have a nut allergy.
  16. Christmas is not officially recognized in China. Which is weird, because they're basically our elves.
  17. Argosy Casino this wkd outside of St. Louis with Bob Zany. Bring a toy for a tot and get in free.
  18. So tonight I got to watch Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. It have to say it was a really great show... FOR ME TO POOP ON!!
  19. New Yorkers: 8pm tonight is a cancer benefit at Comix featuring Caroline Rhea, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, John Oliver, and Todd Barry...
  20. Whew!!!!! Horns!!!!