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funnyblunders

  1. thinks there is little worse than being treated like a potato :/ 40 minutes ago via Facebook
  2. Advertisement: "Many Antiques At Senior Citizens Sale". I wonder who bought my nanna? about 9 hours ago via Facebook
  3. JUSTIFIABLE HOMICIDE n. when a woman kills her husband. about 9 hours ago via Facebook
  4. Breaking news: "Nude Man With Shotgun Charged With Being In Possession Of A Concealed Weapon". Where did he conceal it? :O 7:01 PM May 29th via Facebook
  5. thinks the kid who wrote this definition has a chip on his shoulder: "DICTIONARY n. a book written by people who... fb.me/14N1ejJqJ 6:56 PM May 29th via Facebook
  6. Headline: "Woman Is Fatally Murdered". I don't know many non-fatal ones :/ 10:06 PM May 28th via Facebook
  7. DOGMATIC adj. powered by DOGS. 10:05 PM May 28th via Facebook
  8. Headline: "Man Found Dead In Graveyard". I'm shocked! 10:03 PM May 27th via Facebook
  9. DOGMA n. the mother of puppies. 10:02 PM May 27th via Facebook
  10. Headline: "Lucky Man Sees Friend Die". What the? 7:45 PM May 26th via Facebook
  11. EVIDENCE n. something evil they have in police courts. 7:44 PM May 26th via Facebook
  12. Headline: "Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With An Axe". Wow! That *is* enraged! :O 6:44 PM May 25th via Facebook
  13. CRUSADERS n. cross people. 6:43 PM May 25th via Facebook
  14. Headline: "Woman Denies Committing Suicide". I think she'd have a pretty strong case. 8:01 PM May 24th via Facebook
  15. ISOLATED adj. completely surrounded by ice. 7:57 PM May 24th via Facebook
  16. Oops. fb.me/ZZrhbPUs 10:30 PM May 23rd via Facebook
  17. Following yesterday's warning, this bride sounds like she's in double trouble... The headline reads: "Bride Of Two Mouths Sues Husband ". 9:32 PM May 23rd via Facebook
  18. FICTION n. those books that are fixed on the shelves and are not to be moved; non-fiction are not fixed and may be moved at will. 9:31 PM May 23rd via Facebook
  19. Headline: "Voluntary Workers Strike For Higher Pay". I say we double -- even triple -- their pay! 7:52 PM May 22nd via Facebook
  20. ETIQUETTE n. 3. the little things you do that you don’t want to do. 7:49 PM May 22nd via Facebook
  • Name Troy Simpson
  • Location Canberra
  • Web http://www.the-fu...
  • Bio Compiler of Funny English Errors and Insights -- Illustrated and The Funny Dictionary
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