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FunnyBillyPro

  1. @stepenathome it's mike vecchione! Now I can sleep. Whew. #colbertreport about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @stephenathome doesnt a comic already do that China debt joke? #colbertreport about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. @itsmemopro come to 14th and 3rd! Phone dead. Only have wifi!!! 10:21 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Joke from 1890s: "She's a ballet dancer. First she dances on one leg, then the other. Between the two she makes a living." Brilliant. 7:56 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  5. A mutant?! RT @eonline: Pregnant Snooki Reveals Sex of Her Baby—It's a... 8:26 AM May 23rd via web
  6. Oh my god, I called it! #HouseFinale was great. Thank u to the creators for giving us fans of @HouseOnFox an amazing end to an amazing show! 11:12 PM May 21st via web
  7. About to go do some late night at Broadway Comedy Club. Then pirating tonight's episode of House finale! House/Wilson double suicide??? 6:33 PM May 21st via txt
  8. My primary language is English. But my body language is French. I've just given up. 3:07 PM May 21st via txt
  9. Ahh! The #NYU basketball court: where a man can still be a man who says 'faggot'. 2:36 PM May 21st via txt
  10. Watch @DSGermain get kicked out of his apartment! laughspin.com/2012/05/21/wat… 9:01 AM May 21st via web
  11. Anyone else remember when Ryan Gosling was just a young racist wide receiver? #RememberTheTitans 8:23 PM May 20th via txt
  12. My primary language is English. But my body language is French. What i'm trying to say is, i have syphillis. 7:33 PM May 20th via txt
  13. There are some kids on the train doing a "show", pole dancing to reggae music. I directed them to a Chippendale's. 1:51 PM May 20th via txt
  14. Why is there a sock on the floor outside the Avengers movie? 10:02 PM May 19th via txt
  15. Watching Puck fight Rick "The Stick", I couldn't figure out which bad hair cut to root for. #Glee 1:30 PM May 19th via web
  16. #ReplaceFilmTitlesWithBacon. On second thought, don't. 12:31 PM May 19th via web
  17. Writing tweets to appeal to @ManWhoreRants and their followers made my cousin @HeraldofHamelin stop following me on Twitter. #MWR 12:31 PM May 19th via web