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FunnyAida

  1. Match.com: youtu.be/xYYePV326jQ This made me laugh.
  2. An athlete is the male equivalent of a porn chick or stripper, they have expiration dates. #AIdasDADsays
  3. Every man won't be your husband but that has nothing to do with a fine dinner. #AidasMomSays
  4. If you are giving a lap dance, the building you are in better be a house with your name on the deed. #AidasMomSays
  5. #AidasMomSays If you are going to be a whore, make them envy the way you do it. (This sounds so much better in Spanish)
  6. If his only talents lie below the waste then he goes out the back door. #AidasMomSays
  7. Never divulge more than you are comfortable to explain. #AidasMomSays
  8. RT @jjeysoto @FunnyAida can ur mom call me? I could use the reassurance. lol //We can do a conference call, I need it too.
  9. Date as many as you like, when the real man shows up the rest will fade to black. #AidasMomSays
  10. Every once in a while date an ugly guy, it will make you feel better about you. #AidasMomSays
  11. RT @NictotheNac @FunnyAida I luv it! Get em A they gone learn 2day. ///Sup Mama, miss ya.
  12. Some people thrive on being the Auto Correct in life. They are often right and alone.
  13. Good Day Aristocrats, Middle Men, Pawn Seekers and Low Lives.
  14. RT @PaRtyGurLDeE @aprilmacie We need a new No Filter please @funnyaida thank you. The Whore and The Rican😝 /// We are on it!
  15. I guess having sex with certain men is lucrative @jesselewislive instagr.am/p/LOpkDDks5o/
  16. It's about to go down! instagr.am/p/LMio7qks8q/
  17. Big salute for all of those that have fallen for our freedom! Though you have been laid to rest, you are not forgotten.