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NotKarma Just read a really good book on how to improve our memory but I forgot the title. about 13 hours ago via Favstar.FM Retweeted by Funny2 and 28 others
JerryThomas Somehow I think that if our Build a Time Machine project were going to be successful, we'd have less trouble meeting our deadlines. about 10 hours ago via Favstar.FM Retweeted by Funny2 and 2 others
PerryJerisho Tuesday was primary election day in Texas. A confused George W. Bush lit a Menorah. 8:43 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by Funny2 and 2 others
donni With great Powerball comes great Responsibilityball. 3:29 PM May 28th via Favstar.FM Retweeted by Funny2 and 21 others
WilliamAder Realistically, I'll never be Elite, but I think I've got a real shot at Pica. 3:33 PM May 28th via web Retweeted by Funny2 and 7 others
thejakeshenry Soy sauce is Spanish for I Am Sauce. 4:47 PM May 26th via txt Retweeted by Funny2 and 31 others
CanadianDarci "I'm gonna go out on a limb here..." ~ every squirrel ever 10:22 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Funny2 and 5 others
FilthyRichmond Aurora is a pretty name. It sounds like a dog saying, "I love you". 4:10 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by Funny2 and 135 others
JayUhOh You could kill a huge werewolf with an Airstream trailer. 4:49 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by Funny2 and 5 others
bazecraze I stay at the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel whenever I go Salmon Fishing in the Yemen. 5:17 PM May 22nd via Echofon Retweeted by Funny2 and 16 others
Burgee66 I just watched a boring documentary on how to build a time machine. That's an hour of my life I'll probably get back. 6:16 PM May 16th via Favstar.FM Retweeted by Funny2 and 154 others
SpacemanQuisp Your inferiority complex is so much better than mine. 7:48 AM May 21st via web Retweeted by Funny2
EliBraden Tan Mom must be pissed this eclipse is blocking some of her light 7:07 PM May 20th via Echofon Retweeted by Funny2 and 50 others
Come on, SOMEBODY has to say it! Robin Gibb: definitely not Stayin' Alive. 4:02 PM May 20th via Twitter for Mac
matthasarms "What's the deal with all these deals?" -Jerry Seinfeld learns about Groupon 2:33 PM May 18th via web Retweeted by Funny2 and 18 others
HelloDabwood Heaven must be missing an angel. That, or I hit a goose at top speed on the motorway 4:22 PM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Funny2 and 7 others
emirkr My annoying neighbor called me at 4 am. Luckily I was still up playing my trumpet. 10:38 PM Feb 17th via web Retweeted by Funny2 and 312 others
adtothebone What happens if you mix Vitamin Water with mineral water? 1:35 PM May 16th via web Retweeted by Funny2
TheChrisAngel I don't believe in segregating my black keys from white keys, so I've painted all my keys mauve. Also, I spilled a can of paint on my piano. 4:23 AM May 15th via TweetDeck Retweeted by Funny2 and 1 other
glamxoxo To my Chinese mother, sorry isn't the hardest word. Umbrella is. 6:21 PM May 11th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Funny2 and 62 others