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  1. Nothing brings the holiday to life like dads turkey/pecan pie/coke fart waking you up from a hypergylcemic nap 8:55 PM Nov 25th from web
  2. @pa3cia how does the rt work? 8:53 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to pa3cia
  3. Does walmart sell elastic waistband pants?...I dont feel like losing another button this Thanksgiving #comedy #humor 8:52 PM Nov 25th from web
  4. Ever notice the trashier a 14 year old is the bigger she is when pregnant? 8:49 PM Nov 25th from web
  5. eating ice cream today and kid yelled "better lay off the ice cream" I yelled back " you better lay off the cock" Ill teach this generation 8:48 PM Nov 25th from web
  6. Ed Wood Jr Study Of Fetishes Fantasies on ebay http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBay...:MESELX:IT 8:45 PM Nov 25th from web
  7. I have to pull my crap off ebay that is closing tonight. If they dont fix it by tomorrow I will lose big! #ebay 6:39 PM Nov 21st from web
  8. @steveagee No and I think it actually is eligible for a green tax credit 4:17 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to steveagee
  9. @RobinGrantham That is because they used higher premiums for the new esitmate 4:15 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to RobinGrantham
  10. It is amazing how "social media" has actually killed "socializing" 4:09 PM Nov 21st from web
  11. @RockstrNinjaGrl If I were your neighbor I would serve you breakfast in bed through the hole in the wall I'd carve 4:05 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to RockstrNinjaGrl
  12. Broke up with a girl who had a kid, miss the kid a little but I am really going through breastmilk withdraw , ill try similac 4:04 PM Nov 21st from web
  13. $47 in over texts since I met this new girl, she said I have to stop texting so much, I told her I don't, I fucking have to reply that much! 3:59 PM Nov 21st from web
  14. I have a G rated Cell. It really takes the true emotion out of my messages when I have to call people duck heads and assinles #comedy #humor 3:57 PM Nov 21st from web
  15. Gay Underworld By Ed Wood Jr Rare @ Ebay http://bit.ly/08e4R1a #ed wood 3:54 PM Nov 21st from web
  16. Was trying to watch football on my buddys shitty TV, I told him his tv is like a bad rapper : "Less Def" #comedy #humor 1:11 PM Nov 21st from web
  17. @standupgent Yes, over the dress however is disturbingly sexy 6:00 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to standupgent
  18. @jamieharrington Yes but they don't react too well when I ask them to show me their yaya's 6:00 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to jamieharrington
  19. How NOT to find a mail order bride, http://hubpages.com/t/253a4 #humor #comedy 5:59 PM Nov 7th from web
  20. @JessicaBaxter9 It may be time for an intervention 9:17 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to JessicaBaxter9