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  1. @eestiplika @ENSMB so awesome!! about 1 hour ago via Twitterrific in reply to eestiplika
  2. Thunder thunder thunder! about 20 hours ago via web
  3. "Wish you lived near me. You look fun as hell!" "I am fun as hell!" #okcupid 2:43 PM May 29th via Twitterrific
  4. Dreamed I bought a sofa made of loofah. What? 3:37 AM May 29th via Twitterrific
  5. @cj3nkins :( 3:37 AM May 29th via Twitterrific in reply to cj3nkins
  6. @nickreadtwit @LittlepeopleM I can't wait!!!! 7:28 PM May 28th via Twitterrific in reply to nickreadtwit
  7. @cj3nkins @eestiplika it's hard to imagine any other way! 6:13 PM May 28th via Twitterrific in reply to cj3nkins
  8. @eestiplika @cj3nkins I don't know! We'll have to have a slow-off to find out. 5:15 PM May 28th via Twitterrific in reply to eestiplika
  9. @eestiplika I can go pretty slow! 5:01 PM May 28th via Twitterrific in reply to eestiplika
  10. "Whether the diners are also naked is a matter of personal choice and, perhaps more important, restaurant policy." gourmet.com/food/gourmetli… 4:33 PM May 28th via web
  11. @mortman non consensual arboreal bukkake. 2:25 PM May 28th via Twitterrific in reply to mortman
  12. Always so torn when the cat eats her own puke. Relieved not to have to clean it up, yet disgusted, because EW. 1:24 PM May 28th via Twitterrific
  13. Tree spooge everywhere. 12:58 PM May 28th via Twitterrific
  14. @gwinizhdu welcome home! 12:39 PM May 28th via Twitterrific in reply to gwinizhdu
  15. @acquaz @eestiplika SUCH a great weekend!! 9:39 AM May 28th via Twitterrific in reply to acquaz
  16. @cjenkins oh so glad!! 5:40 AM May 28th via Twitterrific in reply to cjenkins
  17. I am literally moaning with pleasure over the eggs I just made myself. This bodes well for the rest of the day! 7:49 AM May 27th via Twitterrific
  18. @eestiplika omg no! Geez! 5:57 AM May 27th via Twitterrific in reply to eestiplika
  19. Well, that was a life-changing night of sleep! 5:55 AM May 27th via Twitterrific
  20. Awesome awesome day, full of party, sunshine, beach, and laughter. 3:01 PM May 26th via Twitterrific