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funkmasterflash

@brianminor and they let you check out blue ray DVDs now…cray cray about 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to brianminor
Mikayla applying for her first library card... instagr.am/p/LQL2dVkBi4/ about 9 hours ago via Instagram
Just found out that sometimes body-oder smells just like that white cheddar popcorn 5:48 PM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS
Dropped off a kindergartener and picked up a first grader today... #proudDad instagr.am/p/K_mGr2kBgM/ 8:06 PM May 23rd via Instagram
Apparently this is his "cheese" face... instagr.am/p/KxN7CLkBkN/ 6:05 AM May 18th via Instagram
Avengers, Assemble! instagr.am/p/KaDzT9EBlG/ 6:14 AM May 9th via Instagram
If God's Word is nothing more than a tweet or a status then you're doing it wrong... 8:32 PM May 7th via Tweetbot for iOS
I'm on a boat full of high school students and I'm not responsible for any of them...it feels weird... 4:52 PM May 4th via Tweetbot for iOS
The biggest strawberry lemonade we've ever seen... instagr.am/p/KONFcdEBrm/ 3:44 PM May 4th via Instagram
Sitting in the theatre waiting for the Avengers to begin instagr.am/p/KMG5h4kBu3/ 8:12 PM May 3rd via Instagram
That moment when your flatulence sounds like a real word and you wonder if someone is trying to tell you something... 5:24 AM Apr 30th via Tweetbot for iOS
It's even in my armpits... instagr.am/p/J4ebkBEBkl/ 5:13 AM Apr 26th via Instagram
My little girl's first t-ball game... instagr.am/p/Jsil7TEBmh/ 1:59 PM Apr 21st via Instagram
@stevenhop I already do that, I'm talking about presentation for the screen... What the congregation sees... Not what I go off of 12:43 PM Apr 19th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to stevenhop
Has anyone ever used prezi.com before to make presentations? Looking at it for on screen notes for when I speak... 10:29 AM Apr 19th via Tweetbot for iOS
@JanWright just as long as it wasn't the Ohio WMD board we'll all be okay... 8:05 AM Apr 18th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to JanWright
This stands between me and the Fairfield cog record books... instagr.am/p/JilWkEEBg5/ 5:11 PM Apr 17th via Instagram
This is not what "potty" means... instagr.am/p/JhngaakBso/ 8:10 AM Apr 17th via Instagram
So the men's softball team is 1-0...we scored 20 runs in our first game/practice of the year...looking forward to the girls game on Thursday 8:13 PM Apr 16th via Tweetbot for iOS
Good Friday, Holy Saturday, Easter Sunday, followed by Tired Monday...Goodnight! 7:22 PM Apr 9th via Tweetbot for iOS