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  1. Now I try to find the "healthy reason to eat all this Halloween candy 6:09 AM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
  2. I got sick more than scared. Barf 11:23 AM Oct 9th from TweetDeck
  3. Totally trusting him I bought a ticket and am now sitting (alone) in the theatre. Might be late but what's this movie about??? 9:37 AM Oct 9th from TweetDeck
  4. My brother called me this morning and told me to go see paranormal activity 9:36 AM Oct 9th from TweetDeck
  5. Is Dave going home???? Hellskitchen 5:55 PM Oct 6th from TweetDeck
  6. Couldn't fit into new dress so I ate 2 huge cookies, a milkshake and a row of biscoffs. Fuck. 5:19 PM Sep 30th from TweetDeck
  7. @inevergrewup can I pick the homeless one? 5:16 PM Sep 30th from TweetDeck in reply to inevergrewup
  8. Dog treats that taste like ass. Why hasn't anyone done this? Here comes my first million baby! 5:13 PM Sep 30th from TweetDeck
  9. @dooce worked for my kids. They stopped nipping quickly bcuz they didn't like their meal interrupted. 5:06 PM Sep 30th from Summizer
  10. @dooce everytime she bites take the boob out of her mouth. wait a second and return it. she won't like having it taken away 4:57 PM Sep 30th from twhirl
  11. @24hits tell him I'm still waiting for that wine recipe. 7:34 PM Sep 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to 24hits
  12. AND I ate your chocolate you were hiding in your underwear drawer! How you like that??? 6:31 PM Sep 23rd from TweetDeck
  13. Thinks he can take me down without a fight. Well guess what buddy, moms been practicing while you're at school!!! 6:31 PM Sep 23rd from TweetDeck
  14. Think I'm gonna secretly starting playing Mario kart so that next time my son asks me to play with him I can totally kick his ass. 6:29 PM Sep 23rd from TweetDeck
  15. Would be faster than getting caught digging through their stuff and getting accused of "not respecting boundaries" and all that crap. 6:24 PM Sep 23rd from TweetDeck
  16. Hmmm..,think it's ok to wake up my kids and ask them if they have any chocolate? 6:21 PM Sep 23rd from TweetDeck
  17. Chocolate. I need chocolate. Lava cake. 6:18 PM Sep 23rd from TweetDeck
  18. Ariel thrown out of kitchen??? 5:45 PM Sep 23rd from TweetDeck
  19. Natural born killers is on! Happy anniversary baby!!! 7:07 PM Sep 15th from TweetDeck
  20. Oh yeah! Led Zeppelin! NOW this feel like a trip to the beach!!! 7:20 AM Sep 12th from TweetDeck