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  1. Why can I smell bong water on the train? I mean, in Brisbane, yes. In Tokyo? Weird.
  2. Last night my nipples cut glass and today I'm sweating in places I didn't know existed. Make up your mind Tokyo weather.
  3. ...and now he's actually conversing with himself.
  4. And he talks like The Gatekeeper from Nightmare!
  5. Always nice to see the crazies on the train at 8am talking to themselves. While drinking. Yay.
  6. RT @Shuttlecock: @funkfaerie Is this a "special" class? ;) Nah, just a "special" teacher.
  7. I'm really getting through to my 7 year old student lately by either screaming SPIDERS! or running around the room clucking like a chicken
  8. Are Danish butter cookies a breakfast food? Too late.
  9. What's with people hitting the emergency button when someone spews on the train? What's with people spewing on the train?
  10. I should not be so excited about getting a new Macbook Pro. Especially when I don't even know how broken my Powerbook actually is yet.
  11. G.I. Joe... Quite possibly a good contender for worst movie of all time. Along with Tokyo Drift.
  12. Must not snore on the train must not snore one the train zZzzzZZZZzzZZZzzz
  13. Time flies when you're stressed and lonely... right?
  14. Is it rude to stare at someones crotch even though it's at eye height? I mean, everyone stares on the train right?
  15. Fat girls in heels remind me of hippos doing ballet. It's cruel, but true.
  16. Massively creepy child on the train fell asleep with his eyes partially open. Ewwww.
  17. I like the idea of Spummer as our fifth season. It's a bummer of a spummer.
  18. Cockail buckets in Nha Trang = evil. Only paying for one drink all night = dangerous. Mud bath and hot springs to cure a hangover = heaven.
  19. RT @Shuttlecock: I've found that lately the Internet is going the same was as automated phone messages. Lots of FAQ's, no answers, no emails
  20. The light brown cockroach skuttling across my table made friends with a dark brown cockroach. Now they're sharing food. Awww. Help me.