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funkeyp18

Uh oh, I just asked for extra Carmel on my slice of American cheescake! Cuz that's how you do it! 6:25 PM May 21st via HTC Peep
GreatestQuotes "Go as far as you can see; when you get there you'll be able to see farther." - Thomas Carlyle 6:00 PM May 13th via SocialOomph Retweeted by funkeyp18 and 989 others
ReaIWlZKhalifa Don't you hate it when people say "no offense" but you know they're going to offend you anyway? 11:33 AM May 12th via web Retweeted by funkeyp18 and 12 others
GreatestQuotes "All glory comes from daring to begin." - William Shakespeare 6:20 PM May 5th via SocialOomph Retweeted by funkeyp18 and 985 others
"You've got to be good looking cuz you're so hard to see" THE BEATLES 10:00 PM May 5th via web
GreatestQuotes "An inconvenience is an unrecognised opportunity." - Confucius 5:10 PM May 3rd via SocialOomph Retweeted by funkeyp18 and 688 others
GreatestQuotes "The most complicated achievements of thought are possible without the assistance of consciousness." - Sigmund Freud 9:28 PM May 3rd via SocialOomph Retweeted by funkeyp18 and 500 others
the night of Monica's wedding Chandler get cold feet..Great Friends episode! 10:02 PM May 3rd via web
youtu.be/nJEGKGNEQAI video is sexy.. however I think she's a tad too thin. Wat do u guys think? its still hot. 9:04 PM Apr 30th via web
adorable. twitter.com/funkeyp18/stat… 10:30 PM Apr 28th via web
ie. Dont expect or demand anything from the world. B/C then you will forever be disappointed. No expectations..None. 7:17 PM Apr 25th via web
If you live your life with no absolutes.. No shoulds or musts You will never get violently emotional about anything. 7:16 PM Apr 25th via web
Rene To anyone who ever said "you're no good", They're no better. 2:44 PM Apr 5th via Buffer Retweeted by funkeyp18 and 721 others
Rene You can't change people, accept who they are or start living without them. 5:40 PM Apr 5th via Buffer Retweeted by funkeyp18 and 990 others
Rene You never lose any of your friends, you just learn who the true ones are. 12:02 AM Apr 6th via Buffer Retweeted by funkeyp18 and 1862 others
Rene Never regret your past, only regret time wasted with wrong people. 2:37 PM Apr 6th via web Retweeted by funkeyp18 and 1591 others
“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson 5:04 PM Apr 3rd via web
@RaqueliBelle ohh b/c they need "HARD" fuckin copies. I go in evy damn sun morn at 9 am, to say hola, here. ciao. It's life a month left!!! 5:01 PM Apr 3rd via web in reply to RaqueliBelle
Rene "Just kidding" is only an excuse to NOT get in trouble for something that you really wanted to say all along. 7:19 AM Apr 3rd via Echofon Retweeted by funkeyp18 and 1500 others
GreatestQuotes "Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go." - T.S. Eliot 2:46 PM Apr 3rd via SocialOomph Retweeted by funkeyp18 and 1533 others

Name Paula Schneider
Location New York
Web http://www.justdr...
Bio You want me to write who I am in 160 characters or less? WTF! I'm here to learn how to be more concise. I'm just cool ya know. I paint, draw, write, and act.