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  1. is counting down the days til the Dominican Republic. 10.9:15 AM Mar 12th from web
  2. was first peed on by a bum, then fender-bendered. All in the same hour.1:02 PM Mar 3rd from web
  3. Should there be an age limit for cabbies?9:32 AM Feb 27th from web
  4. Is off to Chinatown dinner with favorite girl and a bunch of Athenians!4:54 PM Feb 26th from TwitterFon
  5. @danielascrima: I love that song. Yes.5:53 PM Feb 25th from TwitterFon
  6. @larryluk: does that mean you're in NYC?5:53 PM Feb 25th from TwitterFon
  7. @thememagazine: new sections? New... Masthead? Dang!5:51 PM Feb 25th from TwitterFon
  8. @bellurypants: Our brunch was better.5:42 AM Feb 23rd from web
  9. Gonna visit the new Williamsburg Mast Bros. store. And maybe pick up a Mast Brother. http://www.mastbrotherschoc...7:49 AM Feb 22nd from web
  10. Possible Marc Jacobs party tonight. I'm only there for the free stuff?2:53 PM Feb 16th from web
  11. would rather a punch in the schnozz than to be led around by it. (Just made that up!)6:27 PM Feb 11th from web
  12. Has raisin-y feet from a five mile snow mountain hike!4:01 PM Feb 8th from TwitterFon
  13. Just saw Frightened Rabbit, acoustic-style.9:47 PM Feb 2nd from web
  14. @poindexterity Ooh. Where the weather doesn't make you want to cry. Nice! Shoot me an email sometime.12:11 PM Feb 2nd from web in reply to poindexterity
  15. @justchel: A drooler, yes?12:10 PM Feb 2nd from web
  16. Dog bites are not my idea of a fun way to spend the afternoon.6:22 PM Feb 1st from web
  17. @poindexterity Good god, woman! Where are you/what are you/how are you?? :)4:42 PM Jan 30th from TwitterFon in reply to poindexterity
  18. Jeff: Did you know nuns drive cars? Me: ...9:42 AM Jan 29th from web
  19. Not my chair, not my problem.7:41 AM Jan 29th from web
  20. Can't stop typing in LOLspeak.9:16 AM Jan 26th from web