fullsteve
- Is anything better than a cancelled meeting? It's like finding an extra hour of life. Sometimes I schedule meetings just to cancel them.about 10 hours ago from web
- We experience daylight savings time every year. And yet, every year, I think it's so weird when it gets dark before 6:00pm.11:24 AM Nov 6th from web
- What if I put the recipient's address as the return address and didn't use a stamp? Isn't that a major loophole in the postal system?2:48 PM Nov 5th from web
- I used to be addicted to hand sanitizer. To me, H1N1 is like placing a bottle of top shelf liquor in front of an alcoholic.6:35 AM Nov 5th from web
- On my first attempt, I always put my fitted sheet on the wrong way. On my second attempt, it's still wrong. How is that possible?4:05 PM Nov 4th from web
- They say money can't buy happiness. But money can buy a boat. You ever seen an unhappy person on a boat? Not possible.12:46 PM Oct 28th from web
- I wonder if Purell released the Swine Flu into our world.10:42 AM Oct 16th from web
- I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.6:16 AM Sep 25th from web
- As a man, I can't imagine anything worse than not being able to carry in all of my grocery bags in one trip.11:44 AM Sep 10th from twidroid
- The Hydroseals play for kickball immortality tonight. I have been eating glass all day in preparation.10:57 AM Sep 3rd from twidroid
- Why is it, that no matter how many hours of sleep you get overnight, waking up at 6:30 in the morning is still so difficult?7:04 AM Aug 25th from web
- No matter how old I get, or how many times I've done it previously, nothing confuses me more than filling out tax forms. Do I claim 1? 2? 7?3:44 PM Aug 21st from web
- I wish I did more interesting things with my life so I could Tweet about them.8:40 AM Jul 23rd from web
- Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start.6:00 PM Jul 11th from txt
- Is Sarah Palin some cruel joke being played on the United States? If so, it's not funny.2:10 PM Jul 3rd from txt
- You may disagree, and that is your right as an American, but I truly believe this: Murderers should be punished for killing people.9:44 PM Jun 8th from web
- Sometimes I wish I was dead. No, wait. Not me...you.9:32 AM Jun 8th from web
- Boyd, when you go to the men's room, you'll see a sign saying "Gentlemen." Pay no heed...go right in. There's no room that says "Scoundrel."6:55 AM Jun 4th from web
- Christopher Day is probably one of the most colorful characters I've ever met. He's green with envy and has a yellow streak down his back!8:09 AM Jun 3rd from web
- Bradley Wise has a lot of well-wishers. And a lot of them would like to throw him down one. A well. They want to murder him in a well.10:32 AM Jun 2nd from web
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