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  1. for the record, trying to watch the prez address in your parents LR while they're discussing what wine to drink w/ dinner is the WORST. about 17 hours ago from web
  2. RT @natashavc: Has Obama mentioned 'Surprised Kitty' yet? about 17 hours ago from web
  3. i love the way the prez says pakistan. pakistan pakistan pakistan. say it again about 17 hours ago from web
  4. im not sure when i got in the "answer every ? with something about dick punching" train, but i would like to get off it right now. 3:08 PM Nov 30th from web
  5. @katoleary Congratulations!!! 2:33 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to katoleary
  6. @white_lightning haha!thank you. and i am serious as hell about her care package.i never watch CSB so its yours girl. 9:10 AM Nov 30th from web in reply to white_lightning
  7. also high five twitter porn spam! 8:35 AM Nov 30th from web
  8. @white_lightning if you can convince your sister to CALL me, i can send my copy in a CARE PACKAGE i was going to send to her anyway. 8:33 AM Nov 30th from web in reply to white_lightning
  9. I JUST WANNA SPEND MY CYBER MONDAY STARING AT BOOTS THAT I CANT AFFORD ON LINE IN PEACE. STOPTEMPTING ME W/ ALL YOUR DEALS INTERNETS! 7:59 AM Nov 30th from web
  10. Being up on mt hood today got me all excited for snowboarding this winter in the rockies. Pray my knees hold up 6:54 PM Nov 28th from TweetDeck
  11. And now my Japanese sister in law will teach me how to play a German board game... 8:15 PM Nov 26th from TweetDeck
  12. packing has been replaced by "home alone" and yelling into the night. 7:26 PM Nov 24th from web
  13. i have been on the phone with sprint for like three hours trying to set up my email on my blackberry. every goddamn time. 5:54 PM Nov 24th from web
  14. just deleted HUGE email after a huge ADD struggle to compose it and now itunes wont stop playing i just called to say i love you. #killme 11:34 AM Nov 24th from web
  15. @marseeah that is a lie and you know it. porn makes the world go round 8:55 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to marseeah
  16. i guess i will watch the thanksgiving day parade from a bar then....why does my family hate TV so much?!?!? 8:51 AM Nov 24th from web
  17. @fatmanatee got food drunk, drank a tall boy of coors light and passed out watching arrested development....so pretty standard. im old. 8:12 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to fatmanatee
  18. sometimes i turn my speakers down really low and play "interpol or rilo kiley." i always lose. 7:57 AM Nov 24th from web
  19. I HAVE A HAIR BOW!! http://tinyurl.com/y8hs33x 4:47 PM Nov 23rd from web
  20. sometimes too many cool ranch doritos too fast tastes like post vomit mouth 4:08 PM Nov 23rd from web