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  1. Don't even think about trying to sneak by me http://bit.ly/1yAc9E 6:40 AM Nov 23rd from web
  2. I think you may have sat on your own face, clown monkey http://bit.ly/39UHb1 6:18 AM Nov 13th from twitterfeed
  3. Dissatisfied ferrets resort to Jewish guilt http://bit.ly/3rQfIt 9:58 AM Nov 12th from web
  4. I doubt Nathan Lane feels threatened http://bit.ly/2B1lvr 5:43 AM Oct 30th from twitterfeed
  5. Is there anything more defeating than cute bats? http://bit.ly/1kVKXN 9:15 AM Oct 27th from twitterfeed
  6. Confiscated for evidence http://bit.ly/FC2XW 12:43 PM Oct 23rd from twitterfeed
  7. Penguin Donates Millions to Charity! http://bit.ly/AlGa0 7:13 AM Oct 23rd from twitterfeed
  8. Leopard seals think it's cute to senselessly murder http://bit.ly/sduuY 7:44 AM Oct 22nd from twitterfeed
  9. HELP http://bit.ly/fK63l 2:12 AM Oct 21st from twitterfeed
  10. Penguins: not so bad??!! http://bit.ly/YDT8W 6:43 AM Oct 20th from twitterfeed
  11. Fucking penguins, right fellow humans? http://bit.ly/2JRpK 6:43 AM Oct 19th from twitterfeed
  12. Light Reading for a Brief Intermission http://bit.ly/b3tj1 12:13 PM Sep 23rd from twitterfeed
  13. I'm not sorry, Australia http://bit.ly/1cKNSZ 1:52 PM Sep 18th from twitterfeed
  14. Let's fucking do this http://bit.ly/2IG44 6:19 AM Sep 16th from twitterfeed
  15. I guess any asshole gets a holiday now http://bit.ly/1955rw 10:21 AM Sep 11th from twitterfeed
  16. Sea lions use flippers as an excuse http://bit.ly/5LBbJ 12:13 PM Sep 9th from twitterfeed
  17. An interview I did with a really smart person: http://bit.ly/CP1UJ (Click "Features") 1:05 PM Sep 6th from web
  18. Los Angeles Appearance, September 12, 2009 http://bit.ly/3JhgDi 6:51 AM Sep 3rd from twitterfeed
  19. A penguin reviews the book: http://bit.ly/C2wv3 (scroll down) 11:20 AM Sep 2nd from web
  20. Stay away from my family, Generuk http://bit.ly/415iSb 10:19 AM Sep 2nd from twitterfeed