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fuckin_clutch

  1. @Haney_Official good man. Remember time cant be brought back bro.
  2. @Haney_Official listened to it while workin out today. Its amazing motivation.
  3. @DanWhite_or_die i got you i swear it. for all the times you had me.
  4. what are you going to do today? and how are you going to do it? #productivity. #timeswasting. every wasted minute is wasted product.
  5. and i would like to promise my baby @TheKaylaMae i will stay by your side good or bad. i wont quit this time. were going to make it forever.
  6. i promise my brother @DanWhite_or_die that we will live someday, the hard work, the down times will be gone. our pain will become a gain.
  7. i promise my #family. one day ill hit my dream. and i will get us out of this struggle. ill set us up.
  8. Im Going to give out three promises.
  9. @Haney_Official this is for you man. youtube.com/watch?v=Sk56Vx… live by it.
  10. @DanWhite_or_die weird i layed down searched meek mill on youtube n found this.. this coat. youtube.com/watch?v=OcwbIF…
  11. It is man its ugly lol "@CooliedubO: This is definitely a charlie sheen 2 and a half men shirt lol"
  12. Fuck work. Id rather be back in bed with @TheKaylaMae
  13. Brochitis, sinusitis, laryngitis. #amen
  14. Got my muh fuckin #ZPak! Good health here i come
  15. Waiting in urgicare with a screaming child makes me wanna hang myself.
  16. Dont subtweet my nigga "@KaraKimberly: #oomf is a weird-o and the only gadget he has is a vibrator, cuz niggaz a pussy."
  17. #YouShouldBeAshamed if youve fucked more people then the characters in this tweet.