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FTLOL

  1. I'm sitting comfortably waiting for the Murdochs to take the stand. Can hardly wait! 6:06 AM Jul 19th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  2. Charentais melon. One of the very best things about summer 4:34 AM Jul 13th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  3. FTLOL at Tony's is now finished. Go to www.ftlol.com to see our commemorative collage. Oh what a collage it is 7:44 AM Jul 12th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  4. Two days to go till FTLOL at Tony's - shitting it. 1:03 PM Jun 6th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  5. The Rolo mousse is the greatest dessert ever conceived. Try one and dare to challenge me. 10:56 AM May 16th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  6. Ftlol are starting a pop up restaurant at Tony's cafe in Clapham. Dates available on June. Go to www.ftlol.com for more information 4:44 AM May 13th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  7. Dulse tastes of truffle 3:01 PM Feb 21st, 2011 via TweetDeck
  8. I'm off to Twickenham to watch England stuff the Azzuri 4:06 AM Feb 12th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  9. I've eaten too much pork fat 10:46 AM Feb 10th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  10. Why can I no longer get cardboard boxes to pack my things in to at the supermarket? 7:07 AM Feb 6th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  11. Who's collecting Panini world cup stickers? Any one for swapsies? 7:06 AM Feb 6th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  12. Happy Chinese New Year. Year of the wabbit. Now give me a red envelope stuffed with cash 3:29 AM Feb 3rd, 2011 via TweetDeck
  13. Just had potato waffles for breakfast. Does that make me a chav? 8:58 AM Jan 28th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  14. The worst thing about sleep is that you're never awake to enjoy it 10:29 PM Jan 25th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  15. Just seen Neighbours for the first time in a long while. Toadie's half the size 11:27 AM Jan 24th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  16. I'm confused: is the BBC dumbing down, or are the tabloids improving? 4:36 AM Jan 14th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  17. Sarah Palin is a dickhead 3:59 AM Jan 14th, 2011 via TweetDeck
  18. Is pretty sure Tesco's Extra is a different planet inhabited by aliens 3:23 AM May 25th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  19. Battle lobster. Best yet 11:53 AM May 3rd, 2010 via TweetDeck
  20. Is training to be a pickpocket in time fir the 2012 olympics 1:04 AM Apr 29th, 2010 via TweetDeck