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  1. If you want info on the absolute wrong way to clean a dry erase board, I'll discuss my methods after I wash this marker off of my hands.
  2. I like cat pics RT @Shamu: If your computer isn't performing well, have a look inside. It might have a cat in it. http://twitpic.com/a86zs
  3. Lady next to me - wearing headphones - has just begun singing out loud. Indian music is fun.
  4. Let down my guard for one second and the cat snuck in to lick this plastic bag again. http://mypict.me/9Bau
  5. No fourthmeal :-( hurl still possible. Update in 8 to 12 hours.
  6. Kind of thinking about fourthmeal I'm not going to lie -- and what does it matter anyway I'm gonna hurl it up
  7. In another alley
  8. In a secret passageway.
  9. In an alley.
  10. In Milwaukee... Going somewhere. http://mypict.me/9vuP
  11. On the way to Milwaukee for Tim's bachelor party.
  12. Who spilled this Jaeger shot on me???? Balls!!!!! http://mypict.me/9dHZ
  13. At Abel's being served by Abel. Fuck yeah!
  14. That was @doughboy98. I'm drinking. Prepare to unfollow me.
  15. Grayslake pub crawl with @mjbrodeur @gunnar957 @mvideoman1 @cubbies9881 @blusky46 and @doyghboy98. Naming our upcoming porn flicks.
  16. At Last Chance Saloon, the 4 men in full Civil War regalia kind of startled me. I'd take a picture, but... no.
  17. The women who sit near me are having a discussion about their bunions. Joy.
  18. Sent email, BCC'd self. Left 'To' blank. "Why didn't you respond?" "You didn't email me." "Oh yeah?" [Finds the sent email] " AH CRAP!
  19. 1000x YES. RT @rachelbaker: Pls Pls don't put images in your email signature. It's annoying & makes me think there's an actual attachment.
  20. Looked out the window and there he stood. RONALD MCDONALD. #mindfuck