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  1. @halfnelson Knife? Bottle opener? Do what I do and have a servant type person open your Chablis... 7:53 AM Sep 11th, 2008 via web in reply to bradnelson
  2. Do you think Newsweek is having 2nd thoughts about Dan Lyons? I hear they are trying to get Pogue from the NYT to replace him... 7:52 AM Sep 11th, 2008 via web
  3. Is it just me or is The Real Dan Lyons a real jerk off? 12:08 PM Sep 10th, 2008 via web
  4. Can you believe the frigtards @ Slashdot think the latest storyline is real? The site is called "*FAKE* Steve Jobs" for a reason! 4:40 PM Dec 23rd, 2007 via web
  5. Completely gratuitous boob shot - http://tinyurl.com/2dxbe5 6:26 AM Dec 18th, 2007 via web
  6. Fatwa delcared on Steven J. Vaughan-Nichols! http://tinyurl.com/2hw2z6 11:57 AM Dec 13th, 2007 via web
  7. Come on, Scoble! Get naked! http://tinyurl.com/292hql 11:08 AM Dec 12th, 2007 via web
  8. Drew Curtis is drunk with power - or possibly just drunk... http://snurl.com/1v1y2 10:53 AM Dec 10th, 2007 via web
  9. gun-toting Bible-thumping vulvas...http://tinyurl.com/ypzwlk 11:06 AM Dec 9th, 2007 via web
  10. Another Fast Company hatchet job - http://tinyurl.com/3ytckk 8:11 AM Dec 5th, 2007 via web
  11. Whoever did this can go elf themselves... http://tinyurl.com/2e6v8o 8:33 AM Dec 4th, 2007 via web
  12. Cringely has it mostly right: http://tinyurl.com/2gkmcd 2:49 PM Nov 30th, 2007 via web
  13. I am going to put out a hit on the CEO of AT&T! http://tinyurl.com/2zo9yf 11:56 AM Nov 29th, 2007 via web
  14. Mark my words - Joswiak is planning a coup: http://tinyurl.com/2342ce 5:55 PM Nov 27th, 2007 via web
  15. I'm sorry CNET but you know what? This hurts. It really does. - http://tinyurl.com/yrlgqa 1:59 PM Nov 26th, 2007 via web
  16. Mmmm...Tofu Turkey...we even injected it with artificial tryptophan. 5:49 AM Nov 23rd, 2007 via web
  17. A message of thanks to all Apple faithful and Apple employees - http://tinyurl.com/27nr37 8:51 AM Nov 22nd, 2007 via web
  18. Got therapeutic seaweed wrap in my eye. Hurts like hell. Had to have masseuse put down to spare others my pain... 1:51 PM Nov 21st, 2007 via web
  19. Thermal mud baths, mineral water soaks, seaweed wraps, cucumber facials, ninety-minute massages - Life is good. http://tinyurl.com/yv4l39 8:27 AM Nov 20th, 2007 via web
  20. Kindle - "the Zune of e-book readers." http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2007/11/hell-hath-no-fury-like-goatberg-spurned.html 8:07 PM Nov 19th, 2007 via web
  • Name Fake Steve Jobs
  • Location 1 Infinite Loop, Cupertino, CA
  • Web http://fakesteve....
  • Bio Dude, I invented the friggin iPhone. Have you heard of it?
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