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  1. What's the diff between Michael Jackson and paint? One's white, comes in latex, and is safe to children now, and the other you put on walls
  2. @labalicious that usb chainsaw was a fake.. i was right :)
  3. I'm not sure what to make of this, but i think saying pure awesome would be acceptable: http://twitvid.io/abl2
  4. r @codinghorror I'd expect ChromeOS to be more like the android environment: semi-controlled, but with 100% less dictators approving apps.
  5. RT: @codinghorror: hey! hey! heeey! http://bit.ly/aCedw
  6. Another Indiana Jones movie? I thought they already "nuked the fridge" on that one.. http://tinyurl.com/m76esk
  7. "Enterprise FizzBuzz is written in C# and weighs in at 12 classes & 3 interfaces. It comes with a suite of tests" http://tinyurl.com/b6eo47
  8. Fizzbuzz in ruby w/70 chars: 1.upto(100){|i|a,b=[:Fizz][i%3],[:Buzz][i%5];puts a||b ? "#{a}#{b}":i} (sorry, I cheated)
  9. @labalicious that's a joke, right?
  10. "Throwing a book of rules at a terrible programmer just creates a terrible programmer with a bruise on their head where the book bounced off
  11. "This laptop has its own gravitational pull with netbooks and smaller laptops orbiting around it." http://tinyurl.com/memz2g
  12. Wow frys closes at 7 on Sunday. That's stupid
  13. r @donttrythis I'm sure many people will have sent this, but verizon has the same problem: http://bit.ly/IFoBg
  14. Is it wrong to hope that Triumph goes to Michael Jackson's funeral?
  15. Office 2010 (@msofficeus) is still using the broken Word HTML rending for email, going in the wrong direction. See http://fixoutlook.org
  16. I think i've said this before, but I'm pretty sure this is my next project: http://bit.ly/16ud0q
  17. mourning the loss of a third pair of headphones. They work fine, just are physically broken :(
  18. rt @carnage4life explains the relationship between engineering and QA with a cupcake http://imgur.com/UGvFD.jpg
  19. @annieblue an eeeeeee pee see can do world of warcraft? I'm impressed.
  20. @spam DebrahLeach250