fry
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I wish I could still get Seymore back so he could help me make a pizza again.
3:53 PM Oct 26th
from Birdhouse
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Bet your ass I'm on Twitter! In fact, Twitter is the perfect thing to do while sitting on *my* ass...
Too bad I can't major in Twitter.
9:18 PM Apr 27th
from Tweetie
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I sat on whose robotic potriothingy now?
3:25 PM Mar 18th
from Birdhouse
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Rats, Nibbler ate the couch again. At least now I can do something with all these pizza boxes.
6:48 PM Mar 7th
from Birdhouse
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I'll stop using the ship to blowdry my hair as soon as Leela finds an alternative that gives me this much lift.
3:45 PM Feb 23rd
from Tweetie
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The less fortunate get all the breaks.
4:13 PM Nov 9th, 2008
from twhirl
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You know Umbrielle, these last 24 hours have been the happiest days of my life.
8:51 AM Aug 26th, 2008
from web
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So I'm not registered to vote or vaccinated. Thinking about doing fixing one of those, but not sure which one.
12:11 PM Aug 18th, 2008
from twhirl
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I need a new pet. It's a widely believed fact that flushed alligators
survive in the sewers. Maybe I'll adopt one of them.
1:24 PM Jul 30th, 2008
from TwitterMail
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Wow, Bender started snoring like a construction robot, not just a bending robot. This sucks.
7:35 AM Apr 6th, 2008
from twhirl
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I miss Seymour.
4:23 PM Apr 5th, 2008
from twhirl
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Not sure how I feel about coming back on Comedy Central. Feels kinda strange... like a new pair of underwear. That tells you jokes.
2:10 PM Mar 28th, 2008
from twhirl
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I've discovered something even better than money... my friends. And there aren't worth even a penny to me.
4:02 PM Mar 11th, 2008
from Twitterrific
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Wow, everything just tasted kinda purple.
9:35 PM Feb 8th, 2008
from web
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still kinda fuzzy on how I became my own grandfather
8:17 PM Mar 19th, 2007
from web
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I just made out with that radiator woman from the Radiator Planet!
6:06 PM Mar 4th, 2007
from web
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I heard you one time single-handedly defeated a rampaging hoard of somethings in the something something system!
8:51 AM Feb 25th, 2007
from web
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why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid? With the fish part on top, and the mermaid part on the bottom?
10:54 PM Feb 8th, 2007
from web
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lost a game of crabball to Zoidberg, now I have to polish his blue balls for a week
7:42 PM Feb 7th, 2007
from web
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Some guy named "Eye See Weener" invited me to Twitter
3:01 PM Feb 6th, 2007
from web
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- Name Philip J. Fry
- Location Try the couch
- Bio You let me worry about blank
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