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So I'm not registered to vote or vaccinated. Thinking about doing fixing one of those, but not sure which one.
| I need a new pet. It's a widely believed fact that flushed alligators survive in the sewers. Maybe I'll adopt one of them. |
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| Wow, Bender started snoring like a construction robot, not just a bending robot. This sucks. |
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| I miss Seymour. |
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| Not sure how I feel about coming back on Comedy Central. Feels kinda strange... like a new pair of underwear. That tells you jokes. |
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| I've discovered something even better than money... my friends. And there aren't worth even a penny to me. |
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| Wow, everything just tasted kinda purple. |
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| did everything just taste purple? |
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| still kinda fuzzy on how I became my own grandfather |
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| I just made out with that radiator woman from the Radiator Planet! |
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| I heard you one time single-handedly defeated a rampaging hoard of somethings in the something something system! |
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| Did everything just taste purple? |
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| why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid? With the fish part on top, and the mermaid part on the bottom? |
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| lost a game of crabball to Zoidberg, now I have to polish his blue balls for a week |
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| Some guy named "Eye See Weener" invited me to Twitter |
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