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I locked my keys in my house. It is very easy to break into my house. about 16 hours ago via web
@jkymarsh NAMING CREDIT DEREK WHEELDEN. HE IS VERY HANDSOME. 9:07 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jkymarsh
@jennieporto It was a reply to my own tweet! This is how Twitter works! 9:44 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jennieporto
@frxnz Yea that's right. My contacts cost $1600 #mostPremiumEyebones 8:24 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to frxnz
@aimeo Maybe she just wants you to have fun at work! 8:23 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to aimeo
Just put 2 contacts in right eye and then proceeded to freak out because I thought I lost an $800 contact #need2sleep 8:21 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
@kawaiiloveyou WE ARE NOW FIGHTING. (that sounds good) 1:07 PM May 25th via web in reply to kawaiiloveyou
TWITTER! Tell me how to feel about this Facebook Camera app! 12:15 PM May 24th via web
@joeartdotcom Can't wait for people to realize that HTML5 is mostly javascript. 11:48 AM May 24th via web in reply to joeartdotcom
@jennieporto If there was one that smelled like grinding steel my bank account would be empty right now. 1:35 PM May 23rd via web in reply to jennieporto
@ozskier @Ethan_Austin It's more of a boat anchor. 11:26 AM May 23rd via web in reply to ozskier
@slopefillers @joeartdotcom @ozskier @NickDIY What are you guys talking about? 11:14 AM May 23rd via web in reply to slopefillers
@jennieporto You mean I can make my car smell like sawdust? What's funny about this? 7:00 AM May 23rd via web in reply to jennieporto
@aimeo Stop skateboarding on the library steps! 6:41 PM May 21st via web in reply to aimeo
@joeartdotcom I stopped as soon as I saw Lobster on faux paper. 2:56 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to joeartdotcom
MY HOUSE IS MADE OF WOOD. 6:25 PM May 20th via web
30 Rock gets cancelled, and CBS creates a show about Groupon. This is the world we live in. 12:18 PM May 20th via web
WHO NEEDS SLEEP WHEN YOU'RE TIRED AND HAVE NO REASON TO NOT BE SLEEPING 12:36 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
@owls_mcgee @cryptomnesiac Look at him seducing those cats! 7:48 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to owls_mcgee
Well hello there #tomcollins instagr.am/p/KyYtoKDy68/ 5:05 PM May 18th via Instagram

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Name Derek Wheelden
Location Carrabassett Valley, ME
Web http://frxnz.gith...
Bio Like #webdev and bad jokes? Boy do I have a Twitter for you...

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