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fruittrees

  1. Congratulations @Jamiedqdcaq4 you just helped me start the #fuckyouspammer hash tag. #sitandspin my friend #sitandspin.
  2. Another reason to hate @KrogerCo & @QFCGrocery seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/businesst…. #sitandspin #sigh
  3. komonews.com/news/local/Pho… what I did Sunday before visiting the mother in-law.
  4. I love springtime in #SEA . Sitting in my back yard enjoying a cigar.
  5. @NESN @NESNNation SIGH!!! Getting tired of this!
  6. Due to illness the part of me will be played by a single speed blender.
  7. #smelled @blackravenbrew cigars & sausages ... TOGETHER!!! #notagoodstart
  8. @google needs to add a "sorry this business is closed" notice. Drove 20miles to find out Fathers Office was closed until 5pm.
  9. Overheard @najasplace "chug, chug, chug. Yay 4.25 seconds!"
  10. @pizzutiilcrpn0 #spam doesn't pay!
  11. He is ... the most deranged man in the world! flickr.com/photos/russ3ll…. PS, I wasn't drunk. flickr.com/photos/russ3ll…
  12. "@ArielXoxo: Cancelled the boy girl shoot because I just got accepted into the astronaut program. #watchingpornfromspace"God speed.
  13. Sometimes I hate autocorrect. No with 7 os = Hillbillies?
  14. F#*k you @Tamarfirxq & your #scam @ipad_3_giveaway.
  15. Sitting indoors pondering something fucked up as eating a Taco Bell Dorito Taco.
  16. I survived #daylightsavings and all I got was this stupid #t-shirt
  17. No editing necessary. @thenoblefir having a @twobeersbrewing Panorama Wheat . #beer twitter.com/fruittrees/sta…
  18. #holyshit alert. @urbanfambrewing is part of a #pubcrawl today. Temper your anger accordingly.
  19. Been a while since I posted. Sitting @fremontbrewing and living their #Cask Interurban. Weather not so much #fuckyourain