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Woot! Real cards against humanity acquired! twitpic.com/9qqbqh 1:45 PM May 29th via TweetDeck
I think I lost my glasses 9:34 AM May 28th via TweetDeck
@Warlord_Zap shoulda bought a frog! 4:00 PM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to Warlord_Zap
Except for zap cuz he sucks 3:58 PM May 26th via TweetDeck
We all bought poison frogs at the museum gift shop. We also saw them at the aquarium. twitpic.com/9pmjad 3:58 PM May 26th via TweetDeck
Made it to chicago. Sup #tek12 4:41 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
sign on the side of the road: remember sonny that rabbits foot didn't save no bunny guns save life dot com #lolmidwest 1:51 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
Heading north to crash #phptek - be there in 4-5 hours. 12:03 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
@JCnews_Cody lol! That is amazing 10:27 AM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to JCnews_Cody
Wind Advisory blew all the pollen off my car. Now it looks as clean as when I washed it 2 days ago. Yay! 10:16 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
@rbowen awwww i missed the open bar? and here i was hoping to crash it tonight 9:29 AM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to rbowen
@northswainglow /me makes chicken noodle soup? :< 8:29 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to northswainglow
@elzieann that looks delicious 6:45 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to elzieann
@ordithhyrolex not saying it's lying, I'm saying buying 1 day shipping and it telling me a week from now is kinda ridiculous 2:20 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to ordithhyrolex
Sure I'll try out this Prime thing for free 2day shipping. Oh cool it does 1day for $4! <Me> *orders* <Amazon> Delivery Estimate: May 31 9:42 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck
@auroraeosrose my commute is 5 minutes and that's too long for me 6:16 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to auroraeosrose
@elzieann i understand. i was just venting on twitter, rather than being a dick to someone just doing their who doesn't deserve it 7:09 PM May 22nd via TweetDeck in reply to elzieann
@elzieann for the record i was polite to them on the phone. meanwhile i bitched on twitter because i'm not a dick to someone doing their job 7:01 PM May 22nd via TweetDeck in reply to elzieann
@worddroppings but that doesn't mean i won't let a company know why i don't appreciate their "service" 6:54 PM May 22nd via TweetDeck in reply to worddroppings
@worddroppings if i am not happy with company's policies, what should i do? I will never be rude to someone doing their job 6:53 PM May 22nd via TweetDeck in reply to worddroppings