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FrostyLace

  1. All this milking makes me hungry. Ate 1701 g.
  2. Made it into the pen, but just couldn't get along with the robot. I'll try again later.
  3. So, Mr Roboto, what have you got against old Frosty Lace (226). Let me in there!
  4. Tried again. I want some of that good feed.
  5. Gave 9.0 kgs and got my (feedIntake) g of daily food to keep me producing well.
  6. "liker bull-faced she, And tall-limbed wholly, and with tip of tail Brushing her footsteps as she walks along."
  7. Please tell your friends about me. [shameless plug for Frosty Lace (226)]. 15.1 kgs.
  8. Tried to get in but was rebuffed. Snap!
  9. Tricked that robot again. It let me in, but I'm not putting out.
  10. BackRightTeat:3:50 + BackLeftTeat:3:51 + FrontRightTeat:2:37 + FrontLeftTeat:1:58 = 10.9 kgs? Ah math...
  11. Tried to get in AGAIN. Still no dice. Glad I can stick my tongue in my nose. Passes the time.
  12. Tried to get into the pen. No such luck.
  13. Please don't get bored of Frosty Lace (226). I just pumped out 8.2 kgs for you and your human friends.
  14. All this milking makes me hungry. Ate 1856 g.
  15. The milking felt great, but the feed is better. Just ate 1472 grams in the milking pen.
  16. Tried again. Wish I could read that robot's mind.
  17. Tried to get in but was rebuffed. Snap!
  18. Got in for a milking, but just couldn't make it happen.
  19. Fastest teat is my left front which milked in 3:11 mins.
  20. Frosty Lace (226) for prime minister.