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  1. Oh fuck! I just realized! They fucking lost the weapons in the first place! Gah, activating remote armor teleport. I'm getting the fuck out.9:04 PM Sep 5th, 2007 from web
  2. So here I am. Maybe now they'll tell me where the weapons are. They confiscated my armor. No worries. I have remote teleport control. Heh.9:03 PM Sep 5th, 2007 from web
  3. I shouted "Where are the nuclear weapons?!" They started shooting harder. Fuck it, I thought. Feigning terror, I told them I surrender.9:01 PM Sep 5th, 2007 from web
  4. They told me to halt at the Air Force base. Then they started shooting. Silly humans. My armor can survive in the middle of a gas giant.9:01 PM Sep 5th, 2007 from web
  5. Long story. Heard about lost nuclear weapons. Dunno what the fuss was; just nuclear. Donned the superhero armor and set out to find them.8:59 PM Sep 5th, 2007 from web
  6. So I'm sitting in a dark room right now. They don't think I see them, but I have ocular implants that give me nightvision. Suckers.8:57 PM Sep 5th, 2007 from web
  7. And if you're wondering why I know what cat's piss tastes like, well, let's just say that I'm never going back to the Leopardmen of Tau IV.7:46 AM Aug 31st, 2007 from web
  8. I got a glass of something to drink from a bar. It tasted like cat piss. The bartender sad "Yup, that's Sauvignon Blanc." What the fuck?7:44 AM Aug 31st, 2007 from web
  9. I remember visiting the ten-mouthed consorts of Ixus V. Six day vacation. Four of which I spent introducing myself. Damn near tore my lips.10:35 AM Aug 30th, 2007 from web
  10. I mean, what kind of miserable sphincter is this when a gentlemen of society can't even introduce himself to a lady with a passionate kiss?10:33 AM Aug 30th, 2007 from web
  11. Dammit, without that part, I'm stuck. If the Milky Way was my ass crack, this planet would be that bite scab left by a Velurian shitsucker.10:31 AM Aug 30th, 2007 from web
  12. But ships look hot. "Enterprise" reminds of me of that whore from Valis XI spreading her legs. "Warp nacelles" my ass. I know what they are.12:41 PM Aug 29th, 2007 from web
  13. Crap, was the dumbass making some stupid joke? What the hell is "Star Trek"?12:39 PM Aug 29th, 2007 from web
  14. Clueless fucker doesn't even know the difference between a temporal capacitor made from illium and a tachyon emitter made from anions.12:36 PM Aug 29th, 2007 from web
  15. At a hardware store. "Temporal capacitors." I said. "Tachyon emitters?" he grinned. "No. Temporal capacitors." I said. The hell?12:35 PM Aug 29th, 2007 from web
  16. Megalomanic old dude was there. "God, this sucks" I said. "What do you want me to do about it?" he says. Guess that Hippo fellow was right.12:28 PM Aug 29th, 2007 from web
  17. Whoa! Time flies when you're not in it. Minor accident with the temporal capacitors. Cool, though, living outside time.12:23 PM Aug 29th, 2007 from web
  18. Met this guy in the cell. Nice fellow. Told him I'd need minions when he got out. Sidekicks I mean. I'm a superhero.1:28 PM Jul 9th, 2007 from web
  19. They're lucky I didn't want to resist. My suit has sentient plasma defenses. Horny too, since it kept trying to zap this one female officer.1:27 PM Jul 9th, 2007 from web
  20. So that didn't go so well. I misheard the address and beatup the husband of the house next door. Police came. Ionized a car. Went to jail.1:24 PM Jul 9th, 2007 from web
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