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frizzle_fry

  1. My kids have perfected the sarcastic dry humor. I am very proud.
  2. Hahahaha RT @MrsRupertPupkin: Just noticed my cat smiles with his eyes. Still single.
  3. @mrsF5 @wendymphoto Awwww! Triple love this photo. #withtongue
  4. @mrsF5 @Ethnicgirl love love love
  5. Dear hip- you have 5 minutes to behave and let me sleep. Or else. <3 the rest of me
  6. Not tired, but not compelled to cross tasks off. That can only mean one thing. #morewine
  7. @WatchJeff I want to like it. My life would be so much easier if I liked it. But alas, no amount of trying gets me to that point.
  8. @WatchJeff maybe not anything, but certainly most things are better than housework!
  9. @WatchJeff that's what I thought you meant. I don't have a bf.
  10. @WatchJeff bf?
  11. @WatchJeff *anything* is better than the housework.
  12. @SultryScarlet yeah, I'm not a fan of chuck except for sangria
  13. @WatchJeff the work travel is usually fun.
  14. @WatchJeff work, work travel, and housework if this summer is anything like last summer. #glamorouslife
  15. @WatchJeff I am sans kids July 4- Aug 4. I will make up for it then, I promise.
  16. @WatchJeff #wannabelushstatus
  17. @WatchJeff :-) constantly driving 5 kids around seriously limits drinking time.
  18. @WatchJeff I know. I would drink a glass or two and then it would go bad before I got back to it. #drinkingalone