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  1. @ggjeffy The GF said, "twitter is that little..shake it off..move that birds do right after they shit". She's really smart ;)
  2. @ggjeffy I was chillin' inside with the a/c trying to avoid the phreaking screamin' kids. Next year I'm bringing chlorophorm.
  3. @ggjeffy My gf cooked out for the kids. She grilled chicken wings, hotdogs, and balogna...I've been grinning all day :) She thinks I'm odd
  4. My simiannual blog post- http://bit.ly/jiQha
  5. I really miss Bill Hicks http://is.gd/1mkMT
  6. @firehouse Check out #Firefox 3.5 - The browser wars are over now, everyone else can pack up and go home.
  7. @matblackexa Now emo-porn.com is following me. It looks like a wordpress site with animated .gifs and an iframe.....boring..welcome to 1999.
  8. @matblackexa You know you're old when you look at a porn site and say "how the hell did they do that" and you're talking about the code.
  9. @matblackexa All we had in my day were Dagmar bumpers and the Sears catalog, we didn't get no nipples :(
  10. @ggjeffy Let me get this straight...this weekend you got your pocket picked and your nose?
  11. @estrellakelsi No! I don't want to buy a used Nokia! Fair Warning...I shoot every third spammer that follows me!
  12. I spent the last hour helping my dad with his Nokia 2610, the smallest POS phone ever. Size does matter.
  13. @thegizwiz Take Leo's Dynaflex Powerball Gyroscope + iphone + duct tape = low budget steadycam.
  14. Every Gillmore Gang I have tried to watch consisted solely of "Is not!-Is too!-somebody's breathing...stop it!"
  15. Just scored a big bag of prime cornmeal. I'm fixin to compile muffins from source and install them in my belly.
  16. @ggjeffy Bong?
  17. Every time I hear "bing" I can't help but think it's a recursive acronym for "Bing Is No Google"
  18. http://twitpic.com/6e6ez - This didn't cost me a dime.
  19. Basil will discourage the fruit fly. Basil is often a target of slugs. I had no idea. Poor Basil.
  20. Every Mac user I know owns at least one rubber chicken.