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  1. Making eye contact with a baby stranger is weird.
  2. Ham is ending its long term relationship with cheese.
  3. Avatar = Donnie Brosco + Fern Gully
  4. I finally nined the sandbox.
  5. People in my office don't seem to like when I also shout out the words that I'm typing. Right guys?!! Riiiiiight?! Hi!
  6. @jinners Wow, I want to go to that. I think.
  7. Is Taylor Lautner's character in New Moon also amazing at basketball?
  8. Best interpretation of the "Fresh Prince" theme song I've ever heard: http://bit.ly/5FNdSe
  9. One dog goes one way and the other dog goes the other way.
  10. RT @AngeGold: Adam Lambert aka Lord Gaga
  11. @cohills Sure. Also, that wasn't me.
  12. That would be great if the guy who came over the top of the wall during the Alicia Keys performance wasn't supposed to be there.
  13. This proves we pick the wrong winners for American Idol. #amas
  14. He's joining Earth, Wind, and Fire. RT @friedmanjon Arm is splitting up with Hammer.
  15. Arm is splitting up with Hammer.
  16. Agreed. RT @stevegarfield Funny. Two Words. Parks and Recreation. :-)
  17. Losing all of the data on my phone is making me feel way sadder than it should.
  18. But how am I going to know which memoirs are actually novels without Oprah?
  19. I no longer have to be embarrassed to buy baby wipes because I'm at the age where I look like I probably have a baby.
  20. I figured out that cigars were invented before cigarettes. Because if cigars came after then they'd be cigaramundos.