Profile_bird

Hey there! friedlinguini is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving friedlinguini's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

friedlinguini

  1. @AmberRohrig How can he have any pudding if he doesn't eat his meat?
  2. Mnemonics! http://digs.by/xvq http://digs.by/xvr http://digs.by/xvs
  3. @debihope Breakfast is the meal that frequently involves coffee.
  4. The dotter is racking up an amazing number of Good Girl Points for somebody who just peed on her bed.
  5. Public Enemy was way ahead of its time in sticking it to The Man. http://bit.ly/91A9wA
  6. While checking Twitter on my iPhone and carrying peppermint mochas I was almost run over by a guy on a Segway. #firstworldproblems
  7. In your face, Graca. http://bit.ly/1swzXL
  8. friedlinguini learns a valuable lesson about keywords and bots.
  9. Newegg learns a valuable lesson about tag clouds and customer service: http://digs.by/wIS
  10. Hand cream to counteract the effects of weight lifting chalk. Manly, or unmanly?
  11. @gothscifigirl Wouldn't it be better to make those people hermits?
  12. NPR was talking about eschatology, which to me sounds like the science of pooping.
  13. @jascollins "Or"?
  14. Note to self: Don't depend on rides from people who are just getting served after you have already eaten and paid.
  15. Finally got on Google Wave. Anybody want an invite? DM/Facebook message/IM/text/email/carrier pigeon me your email address.
  16. Nobody plays Peevishly Menacing like John Lithgow.
  17. Kavita did @apricotica's hair, demonstrating proper use of the styling hammer, styling wrench, and styling saw.
  18. is now paying for the caffeine that let him drive home safely.
  19. Me: "Why are you making silly noises?" Daughter: "I don't make sense. I'm a girl."
  20. On Thanksgiving this year I sent my dad an email containing the phrase, "inertial frame of reference." On purpose. Twice.