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RT @fakelvis If you interact with things in your life, everything is constantly changing. If nothing changes, you're an idiot. Umberto Eco11:58 AM Nov 28thfrom Twittelator
Hartley is still napping. S'okay, I didn't want lunch anyway. *clutches stomach*5:35 AM Nov 26thfrom Twittelator
RT @palinode I have been reading Thanksgiving tweets for a solid week. When the hell do you people actually eat your turkey?7:07 PM Nov 25thfrom Twittelator
I ate my entire lunch while pushing a buggy into the wind. I'm not sure whether to be pleased with myself or deeply ashamed.4:40 AM Nov 25thfrom TwitterGadget
@symptom it's not that you never know - it's that atoms are fickle. The facts and how we feel about them are always in flux. Blahblahblah.6:28 AM Nov 24thfrom Twittelator