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I'm pretty sure my grandma just blamed the tornadoes on Obama.

@StephenAtHome Really, though, isn't every man's?

I'm a pretty good speller.

Damnit, why didn't anyone tell me there were fireworks?! How am I supposed to know these things?

Hodgy Beats is using a ripped-off version of my blog theme. #whitepeopleproblems

A booger fell out of my nose. #twitter

Slightly proud of myself for going with the fast-rip on that bandaid. Less proud of the tiny hairless rectangle.

Pay your rent online, and for a $30 convenience fee you don't have to walk downstairs! #pass

Without genericized trademarks, we'd all be throwing our "rebound tumblers" and "inflated cushioning" in the "front loader waste container."

The wikipedia article for sheep is really long.

This week's million dollar idea: curry-scented candles.

Don't know if I can sleep tonight. Giddy with excitement. #jojo #offbroadway

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The Portlandia ad agency. I can't handle it.

@FiveTailedFox @eekaity They're so 2008.

Where is the LO'E

LCD Soundsystem's done. What's the sound of one man breaking up?