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  1. RT @mindykaling: John's directing this week. Very funny when Jim Halpert yells "cut!" at the end of a scene.
  2. @Rogue__ yup lol :D
  3. Up in the Air was delightful.
  4. Full moon tonight. Drunks and werewolves, oh joy.
  5. There's a club called Heart Breakers here and somehow a church managed to get a billboard near it saying"Jesus Heals the broken hearted"
  6. @mythbusters #grantchat I almost did. Several times.
  7. Following @mythbusters for #grantchat. Yeah, nerd alert.
  8. Damn you Tyra for ruining my dreams of ever being on your show. And copying Oprah.
  9. Just saw the amazing perfection that is Sherlock Holmes. Guy Ritchie NAILED it.
  10. "Vote or die"- P. Diddy. Text STANDUP BURNHAM to 44686 @boburnham
  11. Text STANDUP BURNHAM to 44686 to vote for @boburnham I've done about 100 now. Worth it.
  12. Some days I am more clever than others. Some days I'm less. Some days I just am. Deep, eh? (That's what she said) Mature, eh? (yo mama!)
  13. #threewordsforyou Learn to count, please.
  14. #wecantdate because you participate in absurd trending topics such as #thehellyoumean.
  15. #thehellyoumean we have to use proper grammar.
  16. Just drove past a town and the power went out. I feel so powerful.
  17. This story needs some mending, and a better happy ending.
  18. I'm on interstate 69. Hehe.
  19. Heart failure from Ipecac for bulimia possibly?
  20. Is this Brittany Murphy thing real?