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  1. @zhandlen I stopped trying to figure out his taste a long time ago.
  2. "I'm the arresting officer. My name is Bootsy." RT @videogum: The Best Viral Videos Of 2009: A Retrospective http://bit.ly/69k1WO Retweet!
  3. Thank you, Daily Show, for reminding me: "I can't imagine someone like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Chanukah."
  4. Sudden realization: Guy Ritchie turned Sherlock Holmes into Jack Sparrow.
  5. I hate to make jokes about this, but I must. This is a Joeblock. The opposite of Joementum.
  6. I would like to extend my deepest thanks to the Oakland Raiders for drafting Heyward-Bey. #crabtree
  7. Does anyone know if you can pass a healthcare bill without public option-type provisions AND put those things in through reconciliation?
  8. @ThaddeusEdwards I am so happy about this. A void has been filled.
  9. A lot of these #nancymeyersmovietitles sound more like Nora Ephron movies.
  10. @Futfanatico The "but wait" adds something. Why wouldn't you lead with the breasts?!
  11. @JakeSwearingen That entire band is a freak show. It's hard to know who to make fun of first.
  12. @JakeSwearingen Best one I heard was Liza Minnelli, but Sharon is good too.
  13. Just saw Girls Gone Wild ad that actually featured the line "But wait, do you like breasts?"
  14. The Heisman result is yet another thing that reflects very poorly on Tom Hansen's term as Pac-10 commissioner. Those TV contracts are junk.
  15. Damn, Toby only 23 points away from winning. Essentially, he would've won if we didn't play games on FSN and Vs.
  16. Herbstreit said Flint was "going through some tough times economically." UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR.
  17. Kinda hilarious that Stanford's Intersection of Death was just on ESPN.
  18. There is a ton of sexual tension on the Heisman telecast. Mostly between Tebow and McCoy.
  19. Do any other Bay Area sports fans have a major crush on Jaymee Sire?
  20. The Heisman set looks like the world's most opulent den.