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FreelanceErik

  1. @CMPunk Congrats on the #WWE13 cover. You've earned your spot with blood, sweat, and talent. Bought 4 PPVs in '12 for your matches #Thanks
  2. Still processing the #housefinale. It felt like a different show than the one I enjoyed for years. Love House/Wilson, but that ending?
  3. In the 1990's, Sarah Mclachlan music made me whimsical and introspective. Nowadays, it makes me feel like kicking a Shih Tzu. #mixedmessages
  4. Kanye West has announced plans to build his own amusement parks. Busiest ride? Kim's Crack #longlines #onemillionserved
  5. Tom Petty could work in any haunted house without a mask or costume.
  6. With all the failed approaches to problems in the Middle East, why haven't we tried 'N Sync's solution? Just use Space Cowboys. #yippieyiya
  7. @Nicole_OCTV You've inspired me to go back on Netflix and watch the overlooked series #Cardigans, #DressSocks, and #HighWaistedShorts.
  8. @JennaGionta It's strange, because the Italian phase of the Allied campaign in WWII was called "Operation Salad & Breadsticks." #attack
  9. Justin Bieber allegedly battered a photographer recently. No word on whether Bieber served him with ketchup, honey mustard, or tartar sauce.
  10. @AlannaBennett Revised title? "Check your @'s"
  11. @KimKardashian Thanks for teaching young women that material things aren't worth giving up your dignity for. #ohwait #pleasestopbeingyou
  12. @bryanalvarez NYC may be the only other city in America with Filet Mignon available in a food court.
  13. @catienicoled I'm eagerly anticipating the newest blockbuster, "Millard Fillmore: Werewolf Detective."
  14. I've taken the Arnold Palmer plunge. Thanks to @JennaGionta @catienicoled for the inspiration! twitter.com/FreelanceErik/…
  15. I am 100% convinced that the Dunkin' Donuts in Wellington is funded by a shadow group of gym owners. I see you, LA Fitness, and I know...
  16. @JennaGionta There are a lot of holes in that theory, but your logic is sprinkled with brilliance. We'll glaze over the details soon.
  17. On TV, the box seats at #MarlinsPark appear to be located in the deep end of a public pool. #WeirdTiles
  18. @marisaroffman There are many things I admire about you and your work ethic, Marisa, but none more than your devotion to Diet Coke. #dietftw
  19. If any of my students had Facebook stock certificates, they'd post pictures of it on Instagram and gossip about it on Tumblr. #buyerbeware