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@Veronica did you try adjusting your cantenna? common problem with search.9:28 PM Jul 1st from web in reply to Veronica
@Kali_xoxo hello, hello!11:51 AM Jun 25th from web in reply to Kali_xoxo
r.i.p farrah :-(10:08 AM Jun 25th from web
@lancearmstrong espn is reporting you had a fall. no broken bones this time, i hope.9:26 AM May 29th from web in reply to lancearmstrong
gah! the exercise bike i bought has *32* freakin assembly steps and i cant even get the pedals on, which is step zero. #thisIsGonnaSuck2:53 PM May 21st from web
@oxsamxo let's hope. happy birthday in advance.11:42 AM May 19th from web in reply to oxsamxo
my hamstring feels like it met up with a psychotic fan out of a stephen king novel. ouch.11:34 AM May 19th from web
@Ashlynn_Brooke what is Piranha 3D? a remake of the old horror movie?11:33 AM May 19th from web in reply to Ashlynn_Brooke
John Wall commits to Kentucky Wildcats and that means we'll get to see #1 UK fan Ashley Judd for her comments! Woot!6:50 AM May 19th from web
@SI_PeterKing anger about gruden? huh. i love it. everyone i know loves it. heck my brother's email about this was titled "There is a God."6:49 AM May 19th from web in reply to SI_PeterKing
@KevinSpacey Were u really a shoe salesman? The greatest trick the shoe salesman ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. Poof6:22 AM May 19th from web in reply to KevinSpacey
Loves the Gruden -> MNF move. Awesome.1:31 PM May 18th from web
for the lulz #whyITweet7:09 AM May 14th from web
@LucieLKS Heidi and her phony blasphemy ftl. if there is a God, she will strike Heidi down with great vengeance and furious anger. amen :D8:58 AM May 12th from web in reply to LucieLKS
It had been an unusually long time since The British High Commission in Nigeria offered me $5.4M. Now all feels right again in the world.8:53 AM May 12th from web
@mrskin I'd have to go with Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. In fact, I cant even think of a close second.8:48 AM May 12th from web
@TheAnnaRawson worst is debatable, but among the best-looking wii players ever is not. rawr.7:46 AM May 12th from web in reply to TheAnnaRawson
@oxsamxo lurk moar.11:49 AM May 11th from web in reply to oxsamxo
@ben_stiller Manny Ramirez is the Simple Jack of baseball.9:10 AM May 8th from web in reply to ben_stiller
@Alyssa_Milano very close to going Charlton Heston Moses "So it shall be written. So it shall be done." u pulled it off beautifully :)10:15 AM May 4th from web in reply to Alyssa_Milano

Name freejose
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Bio Every time you tweet with Oprah, God kills a kitten.

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