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  1. @vlanelles You had me at "coed." 7:14 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to vlanelles
  2. F.Art is probably not the best name for my small business. Butt it would get people's attention. 12:48 PM Nov 16th from web
  3. Krauthammer opens yap, belches stupid. What's new. http://preview.tinyurl.com/... #teaparty #victimcomplex #lyingturds 11:19 AM Nov 14th from web
  4. I'd say that Joe Lieberman is a tool, but that would imply he's useful in some way. 8:40 PM Nov 8th from web
  5. Okay NFL fans...predict the quarter and time on the clock when Michael Crabtree has his season-ending injury. I'm saying 5:31 left in 2nd. 1:36 AM Oct 25th from web
  6. In Los Angeles, we don't have rush-hours. We have rush-eras. 10:03 AM Oct 21st from web
  7. Some guy re-routed all of his debt collectors to my home phone. Discover is now my default alarm clock. It's like I'm back in my twenties. 1:10 PM Oct 16th from web
  8. <-- Now seeking immediate funding for venture capital project: Balloon Boy Halloween costume assembly line. 3:23 PM Oct 15th from web
  9. #balloonboy In the attic above the garage. On behalf of everyone who has ever been a 6-year-old boy, BRAVO, GOOD SIR! (...Tag, you're it.) 3:14 PM Oct 15th from web
  10. The #Bible is too liberal? Really? Boy, when God hears about this, She's gonna laugh. 9:28 AM Oct 7th from web
  11. put someone's hair out last night. Not exactly surprising, nobody knows how to extinguish flames with the ladies like me. 4:03 PM Oct 3rd from web
  12. @websoup http://tinyurl.com/substripper - post-performance annotations included 6:24 PM Sep 21st from web
  13. is updating his twitter status. 1:55 PM Sep 16th from web
  14. Sunday: Kanye Messed. Monday: Jay Leno premieres with guest...Kanye West. ....Mmmhm. Nothing to see here, move along now. #shenanigans 10:52 AM Sep 14th from web
  15. I am sitting on the patio. 3:35 PM Aug 27th from web
  16. It's tough to explain to the freaked out kitty cat that I'm not screaming at the wall over and over for no reason. I'm "rehearsing." #acting 2:02 PM Aug 25th from web
  17. Callback today. This one is MINE. 10:35 AM Aug 20th from web
  18. @ricksanchezcnn If any of these folks had brought their guns to Bush Town Hall events, they'd be in Guantanamo right now. 12:23 PM Aug 18th from web in reply to ricksanchezcnn
  19. Greatest. Christmas card. EVER. http://tinyurl.com/ncv5f7 10:03 AM Aug 14th from web
  20. @kevin_nealon I'm not too concerned about the Swine Flu. It's Wine Flu that would worry me. #hypochondria 5:14 PM Aug 13th from web