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  1. Grasp your mandrake... #threewordsaftersex10:16 PM Nov 7th from web
  2. Grasp your mandrake firmly...9:04 PM Nov 7th from web
  3. I'm getting used to Bunny having a few tired days in a row (I don't freak out)...but it's just so nice when she had lots of perky days.6:05 PM Nov 7th from Echofon
  4. jeebus. this #starbucks went to crap. avoiding this one from now on.1:28 PM Nov 7th from mobile web
  5. I Talked someone into flying @SouthwestAir by telling them about the hilarious safety speeches... #justforfun12:27 PM Nov 7th from web
  6. @thatsmybix Charge him per hour on the pre-painting work.12:10 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to thatsmybix
  7. Said to software this morning:"Bend to my will, fucker!" #IQuoteMyself9:55 AM Nov 7th from web
  8. "I gave her my heart ... she gave me a pen."9:47 PM Nov 6th from web
  9. "Hey my brother, can I borrow a copy of your Hey-Soul classics?" "No my brother you have to go buy your own."8:31 PM Nov 6th from web
  10. "I have glimpsed our future...and all I can say is 'Go back.'"8:24 PM Nov 6th from web
  11. @eddieizzard Bonjour! from California! :)11:44 AM Nov 6th from TwitterGadget in reply to eddieizzard
  12. @lectio Well, more of your day off to have ;)11:01 AM Nov 6th from TwitterGadget in reply to lectio
  13. @corinnamakris LOL, thanks! I'm glad I could help! Sounds like a good thing, maybe I'll make one for dinner tonight ;)9:53 AM Nov 6th from TwitterGadget in reply to corinnamakris
  14. @trancejen I'd be blinded if I tried one of those bras... also I'd not be able to lean over without falling. I'm part gnome; not weeble.9:36 AM Nov 6th from mobile web
  15. @corinnamakris Try fluffing it up with tines of a fork, also a little parmesan cheese if its too soggy.9:23 AM Nov 6th from mobile web
  16. @lissa_angeline Hee...it doesn't really exist. I was doing my best to horrify Mike; I'd use wool anyway:better insulating properties.12:27 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to lissa_angeline
  17. I have a lot of jackets.11:20 PM Nov 5th from web
  18. Poking old bruises: adding several to the "don't hurt no mo' " pile.11:01 PM Nov 5th from mobile web
  19. Work schmork. When do I win the big lotto? (oh right... when I actually play it. Feh.)3:33 PM Nov 5th from mobile web
  20. @kellykba Dr. Noes #LOLCat007Movies1:32 PM Nov 5th from TwitterGadget in reply to kellykba