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  1. My coworker tried to buy me tequila shots twice this week. Either he's trying to get me drunk or he's moonlighting as sales rep for Patron. about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. @beersy There goes my Monday night. 10:03 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to beersy
  3. We've decided not to go home for the holidays. I wonder if this means folks will mail me my presents. They better. 9:44 PM Nov 30th from web
  4. My employee just called me Queen. Same one that previously called me Hitler. I think he's bi-polar. Either way, I rule. 4:48 PM Nov 30th from web
  5. I'm hoping that all the crazy nutbags got their shopping done on Friday and Target will be nice and relaxing for me tonight. Okay, praying. 5:18 PM Nov 29th from web
  6. Learned to use the sewing machine bought 4 years ago. Hemmed curtains bought 1 year ago. As close to Suzie Effin Homemaker as I'm gettin. 12:38 PM Nov 29th from web
  7. Best flight ever! In early with bag waiting for me. Thank you, aviation gods! 9:13 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie
  8. I seriously cannot fly without a bloody mary. Damn you, @trusminns. I blame you for this. Oh and alcoholism. Oh and lack of will power. 5:42 PM Nov 28th from web
  9. @amoodyknapp Ummm wasn't that our book club book THREE years ago?! Bad girl! 4:39 PM Nov 28th from web in reply to amoodyknapp
  10. Free WiFi on plane. Sweet! Now I can ummmm work? for the next four and a half hours. 4:36 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie
  11. ATL -> SFO 2:40 PM Nov 28th from TweetDeck
  12. only six more hours to eat fried foods washed down with sweet tea without guilt. apologies in advance, delta passengers. i have to do this. 6:40 AM Nov 28th from web
  13. my 8-year old cousin got 1 question right on my fb quiz. pretty much the only thing he knows about me is that my favorite beverage is beer. 6:26 AM Nov 28th from web
  14. Football game announcers have said 'shocker' and 'come from behind' way too many times for it to be concidence. 12:10 PM Nov 27th from TweetDeck
  15. How can a vegetarian be in the same level of food coma as the turkey-heads? I think they slipped some Ambien in my sweet potatoes. 1:27 PM Nov 26th from TweetDeck
  16. So this is what it's like to go without a DVR...Two and a Half Men repeats. Maybe we should get America a DVR and put this show to rest. 4:22 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  17. Does a hand mixer qualify as "heavy machinery?" #drunk 3:15 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  18. Drinking whiskey with my grandmother, only her drink is stiffer than mine. 5:52 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
  19. Just caught Ms. Jackson's AMA performance. Either her stylist is fired or she really enjoys camel colored sweatpants. 12:43 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
  20. Got upgraded to a Jeep Wrangler due to lack of compacts. It's really hard to resist the urge to take this baby offroad. REALLY. HARD. 3:20 PM Nov 23rd from web