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I hate instagam. It inflates noodle-head "photographers" into thinking they have talent because they hit a filter button.1:16 PM May 27thvia Twitter for iPad
wilwDog: BARKBARKBARK BARKBARKBARK! Squirrel: Lollerskates. Me: Go inside. Dog: WHY? Me: I'm moderating you, and banning him with the hose.6:41 PM May 18thvia Plume for AndroidRetweeted by fredclausen and 284 others
wilwDog: OMG DAT SQUIRREL! Me: Dude, it's trolling you. Ignore it. Squirrel: U mad, dog? Dog: ZOMG BARKBARKBARKBARK! Me: Don't feed the trolls!6:39 PM May 18thvia Plume for AndroidRetweeted by fredclausen and 464 others
OatmealIt's funny how the marijuana dispensary near my house always has a line out the door on Friday nights.10:11 AM May 13thvia TweetDeckRetweeted by fredclausen and 83 others
OatmealToday is one of those days where my computer is acting like it was built on an Indian burial ground or some shit10:40 AM Apr 27thvia TweetDeckRetweeted by fredclausen and 302 others