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fredburma

  1. Buffalo bar in bournemouth today. 1st time. Should have come sooner to be honest
  2. Why would a bee want to sting me? Fucking hell bee. You know you could have your pick of twats at the Leveson?
  3. @Samhutchi judged by who?
  4. tmblr.co/Z1nHJyMJYNvj
  5. Assessment over. Fingers crossed y'all #ProductionTalentPool
  6. Video: tmblr.co/Z1nHJyM7LGVX
  7. Molyneux's creepy touch - Peter Molyneux even manages to annoy me in retrospect. Let me elaborate: just the... tmblr.co/Z1nHJyM6-WCi
  8. Monday Menagerie - Cole McGrath; InFamous I do kinda’ like Cole: in a weird way he seems to be justified in... tmblr.co/Z1nHJyL_b6Wh
  9. Video: Main Theme; Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne To celebrate the mixed-reviewed release of Max Payne 3... tmblr.co/Z1nHJyLzCrCx
  10. @mjlavender I have found your Nirvana sadanduseless.com/2012/01/famous…
  11. The Week in Words - This week I have mostly been playing Vanquish. Vanquish is the most selfish,... tmblr.co/Z1nHJyLtsoH2
  12. Dan Harmon Poops: HEY, DID I MISS ANYTHING? - danharmon: He fails to mention his massive falling out with... tmblr.co/Z1nHJyLlD55y
  13. Atop the 150. The bus' air conditioning unit sounds like it's grinding giant peppercorns. I can hardly hear myself moan
  14. Having some doubts about myself. If it turns out I'm not gay after all then that means I'm a rubbish straight person
  15. @homophobes your account is so gay robertafett.tumblr.com/post/228570767… :)
  16. The Week in Words - This week I have mostly been playing League of Legends, but I wrote about it here... tmblr.co/Z1nHJyLROxtY
  17. Hyrule Chozo: Remember when I posted about being a little irked by people posting... - hyrulechozo: The... tmblr.co/Z1nHJyLHMt3F
  18. Monday Menagerie - Agent 47; ‘Hitman’ Series (2000-, Eidos Interactive/Square Enix) Despite all logic this... tmblr.co/Z1nHJyLDLiu1
  19. A further note on that: sorry
  20. Alcohol is like a father to me, in that it embaresses me in front of my friends and reminds me of stupid things I've done