freaksong
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STOP BEING SO FUCKING CRAZY PEOPLE!!! You're making my head hurt.
about 19 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Shannen Doherty online college ads make me hope for time when all schools are privatized, so the rest of the 90210 cast can get work.
6:54 AM May 30th
via web
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Sometimes if you don't know what to say. Just admit it, then say what's in your heart.
2:42 PM May 29th
via web
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Netflix streaming is just one step above watching some guy make balloon animals.
3:20 PM May 17th
via Favstar.FM
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Being nice here is not that hard....try it. You'll meet some cool people that can brighten your day.
(no punch line)
5:33 AM May 30th
via web
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Just quit my job and signed up for "Automatic Bill Pay". I hope this works like I think it does.
5:25 AM Apr 8th
via web
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I'm going to keep saying "that shit cray" until I have no friends.
11:27 PM Feb 1st
via Twitter for iPhone
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I wish I loved anything as much as morning radio hosts love their own jokes.
1:11 PM Apr 1st
via Mobile Web
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Yeah, I don't know what the fuck I'm tweeting about, either.
5:21 PM May 14th
via Favstar.FM
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Great. Thanks Twitter--now writing an email seems like I'm writing a damn thesis.
3:08 AM Dec 13th, 2011
via web
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I have everyone's lighter.
5:32 AM Jan 11th
via web
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How in the world did it take this many years to invent a microwave popcorn bag that turns into a bowl?
11:29 PM Jul 30th, 2011
via Twittelator
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BRB buying garden tools to protect myself from the zombies.
3:08 PM May 29th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Jed's A Millionaire's back in business again.
With Lucky D.
This Friday. June 1st.
At the Roxy.
In Arizona.
Seriously.
11:05 AM May 29th
via Tweet Button
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I call bullshit on my hubby and ex boyfriend showing sympathy for each other upon introductions.
5:41 PM May 26th
via Favstar.FM
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oh ya really, batshitcrazy eh? well... i'm camelsquirtinsane!
9:38 PM May 22nd
via Twittelator
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Fuck a duck, I forgot. Note that last comma. Clearly, it means I did not forget some dumb duck. I wish the voices in my head would be quiet.
9:12 AM May 28th
via Tweetbot for iOS
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I don't know what I've just seen; & I'm not sure what it must mean. But, I've definitely been warned about exercise being..
Fuck, I forgot.
9:05 AM May 28th
via Tweetbot for iOS
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For just a 1/3 of turd revenue, Amazon sells your shit for you; & folks pay for those fucks you never gave away.
To save on free shipping.
10:30 AM May 27th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Show them your light.
8:59 PM May 15th
via Mobile Web
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- Name freaksong, probably
- Location front row at New Westerns show
- Web http://favstar.fm...
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