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frauleinl

  1. “Find what you love & let it kill you.”— Charles Bukowski
  2. 'RunHomeJack' has requested to be my friend on FetLife. Life has taught me not to trust any Jacks, whether the name is false or real.
  3. THIS: bit.ly/JwiLQL RT @DNL84: @frauleinl WHAT?
  4. "Call Your Girlfriend" by Robyn is the most nonsense song/video I've ever experienced. Let her down easily? Wtf, Robyn?
  5. La gente que oye Lemaître... @DNL84 #block #delete #gay
  6. Can't you see what you've done to my heart & soul? It's a wasteland, now...
  7. @DNL84 Me soñe con Slow Hands, pila de raro...
  8. You don't even know how hardcore landing a plane is until you're sitting there feeling/controlling that shit...
  9. You're weightless, you are exotic. You need something for which to care. Sandy, why can't we look the other way? #np
  10. Denial, but hey, who's on trial? #np Interpol.
  11. @DildoBaggins_ HIS STUPID STANCE, I TOLD YOU, HIS STUPID AWKWARD ARM POSITIONS. bit.ly/JOT5oB #CREYED
  12. @DildoBaggins_ bit.ly/LJWQWs #ablooblooblooooo #cuntdeal
  13. Also, slow sex is one of the best types of sexs.
  14. I slept for 17 hours. Naturally, I'm not even thinking about sleeping & it's almost 6am... Fuck all the things.
  15. Welp, I was co-pilot. All the way to the DR. Took a bus to the city for 5 hours. Went to bed at 1am & woke up at 5pm of yesterday.
  16. Still totally heartbroken about Blue-eyes. The moment I start liking a guy it gets ruined...
  17. Shit, thank god I'm not copilot. I would've ruined everything.
  18. Like, what if my last meal are these shitty egg-bacon biscuits?
  19. Time to put my body into a plane. "NO FOOD ON MY PLANE,"-- says my uncle but I'm so hungry.
  20. @DildoBaggins_ Because the car freestyle scene is the best scene in all of the films in history. #JUNGLEISMASSIVE