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This place is "Bertuzzi's," not whatever this actually says twitter.com/franzenmuth/st… about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I CAN'T SURVIVE THIS. SERIOUSLY, YOU GUYS. I CAN'T. about 20 hours ago via web
Buccigross Got a text from Ken Holland, Red Wing GM last night. "I'll have a big box of Kleenex at the presser tomorrow." #tearsinhiseyesiguess about 20 hours ago via web Retweeted by franzenmuth and 34 others
@WingNut_96_43 I've got toilet paper sitting next to me - couldn't find any tissues in the house :/ about 20 hours ago via web in reply to WingNut_96_43
Is the online stream at the Wings' site up yet or no? I AM INCREDIBLY IMPATIENT. about 20 hours ago via web
@Codename_Loki Pfff, Homer drove him there. :P about 20 hours ago via web in reply to Codename_Loki
Detroit4lyfeRob I'm still pretending like Nick Lidstrom is just announcing that he signed a 5-year extension about 21 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by franzenmuth and 7 others
My Lidstrom memory: being at the CGY game last season where he scored in OT after Hank scored with 5 seconds left to tie the game. Amazing. about 21 hours ago via web
@Mariia19 Sounds like Larry Murphy's dream. Only swap out the pie with beer. about 21 hours ago via web in reply to Mariia19
Ugh, I remember babysitting during Yzerman's press conference and crying on the couch there. This one's going to be worse. about 21 hours ago via web
Iron Man 3 is filming in Wilmington right now? I'M LIKE THIRTY MINUTES AWAY FROM THERE RIGHT NOW HOLY CRAP. about 21 hours ago via web
@thetinnishflash I'm calm now, but it feels very shallow. THIS IS THE WORST. about 21 hours ago via web in reply to thetinnishflash
Today is not good at all. I'm already in tears over Lidstrom, and it isn't even official yet. :/ about 21 hours ago via web
@ButteryUnicorn Hahaha way to go :P 7:02 PM May 30th via web in reply to ButteryUnicorn
TuzzisChinStrap @franzenmuth You know what though. I'd take that over that fucking tootoo whistles. Omgosh. Kill me now 6:49 PM May 30th via web in reply to franzenmuth Retweeted by franzenmuth
@TuzzisChinStrap COUGH nashville COUGH 6:47 PM May 30th via web in reply to TuzzisChinStrap
Okay, Jersey fans, stop trying to be Nashville fans. 6:47 PM May 30th via web
TuzzisChinStrap @loves_holmstrom He reminds me of a sober Larry Murphy, minus the hot dogs. 6:42 PM May 30th via web in reply to loves_holmstrom Retweeted by franzenmuth
I love #SCF hockey. It's just so intense and passionate. Awesome. 6:36 PM May 30th via web
captnorris5 Hasek for captain. 2:57 PM May 30th via TweetCaster for Android Retweeted by franzenmuth

Name Christina Roberts
Location Hockeytown, USA
Web http://franzenmut...
Bio Sometimes I blog about the Red Wings. Sometimes I draw funny comics about them. Franzenmuth: No horses, only Mules.